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Looks like the failed comedian in Ukraine has had his chips.

Orange Man has put the boot in. Time for Europe and the skint UK to step up :emoticon-0136-giggl

* skint Europe and the skint UK

The EU is currently trying to persuade Stalin 2.0 to sign us up to pay them £6bn for access to the EU rearmament programme so that British companies can bid for contracts to sell them kit. They should buy some Iranian drones.

As part of Stalin 2.0’s “reset” with the EU, they also want us to hand over some more money for an agri-food agreement and the Erasmus student scheme. It is like we never left.

For anyone not keeping up with the E.S.S.R.’s crackpot finances, the ECB issued €500bn of debt after the Pandemic and it starts becoming repayable in 2028. I suppose that the Brussels Politburo could just make member states raise their taxes.
 
Most precipitous here today.

God Bless this green and pleasant land.

The Lord, our saviour, loves us all.

Which ‘Lord’ is that?

Have you had a visit from the bloke with the Qur’an to convert you to the only true god? Or are you still an Infidel? Were you the Muslim that went to the Christmas market and praised them for having halal sausage rolls? You were supposed to blow yourself up and go to meet your 72 virgins – greeting you with a quick chorus of “If Paradise Is Half As Nice”.
 
It's got worse. The stench of piss, bitterness and failure pervades the air like mustard gas

Well that is Sadiq Khant’s London for you. The greatest city in the world – that is why everyone is getting in boats across the Channel to be there.

Instead they get the Royal Hotel in ‘Ull, a bike and an unofficial job with Deliveroo.
 
Which ‘Lord’ is that?

Have you had a visit from the bloke with the Qur’an to convert you to the only true god? Or are you still an Infidel? Were you the Muslim that went to the Christmas market and praised them for having halal sausage rolls? You were supposed to blow yourself up and go to meet your 72 virgins – greeting you with a quick chorus of “If Paradise Is Half As Nice”.

Ignore his religious rantings, he's pretending to have found Jebus like many on here, it's the new trend.
 
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