Brighton - Hull

I flew up from London once with Ryanair, still don't know how it got me home to this day.

I actually love Ryanair, aye, it's ****, but I've been all over the place using them, for **** all.

Once went to Dublin for absolutely nowt, not even tax, and flew to Bergamo for £4 return.

They call Bergamo Milan like, so when I got there I had a bit of a **** on getting a car etc in an airport when nee ****er spoke English.

Sweet.