Wednesday 17 January 9st 3, alcohol units 14, cigarettes 22, calories 5424, shags 0, incoming players 0 (v.poor), outgoing players 0 (hurrah!)
Thursday 18 January 9st 5 (bugger) alcohol units 15, cigarettes 21, calories 5334, shags 0 (not a chance) , incoming players 0 (see shags), outgoing players 0 (phew!)