I don't think you understand, I'll try to put it in simpler terms:
The NHS gets £8 off the government for each free prescription transaction, right?
If the drugs prescribed cost less than £8 then the remainder goes into the NHS coffers, right?

To be honest Ciaran, it was the story below that tickled my fancy.......
"Claim Slab Of Cans Will 'Do The Whole Christmas' Found To Be Fraudulent"
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I clocked up 30 years in November. My mum was a civil servant too and has made the grave error of telling my brothers and sister about the terms of the pension scheme. They're very interested in the death in service element of it . I now bring my own food when I visit any of them for dinner...I chucked the 'work' at age 56 in 2010; thirty eight years with the Government gave me a pretty good pension even if it was actuarially reduced because I left before age 60. I had also made a few bob from ante-post punting on the horses so after a few calculations and considerations (nae wife, nae kids, nae mortgage) I just thought ...... f**k it I'm outta here! Will only have to wait an extra eight months for the £160 or so a week from the state so not too bad.
Sorry all for interrupting your gassin'.
I clocked up 30 years in November. My mum was a civil servant too and has made the grave error of telling my brothers and sister about the terms of the pension scheme. They're very interested in the death in service element of it . I now bring my own food when I visit any of them for dinner...
A couple of very senior colleagues at work were asking when Sinn Fein MPs would take their seats and overthrow the government the other day. These Oxbridge educated fanny spanners are meant to be experts on understanding the wider political context. I know more than they do about all of that and spent most of my time at school smoking and reading the sporting life.
My big sis and I talk about the death in service with regards to her husband (he’s a lorry driver). We both agreed that if he dies at home, we’re taking him to his work and dreeping him over the steering wheel in his truckI clocked up 30 years in November. My mum was a civil servant too and has made the grave error of telling my brothers and sister about the terms of the pension scheme. They're very interested in the death in service element of it . I now bring my own food when I visit any of them for dinner...

I assume yer joking ...My big sis and I talk about the death in service with regards to her husband (he’s a lorry driver). We both agreed that if he dies at home, we’re taking him to his work and dreeping him over the steering wheel in his truck![]()
I assume yer joking ...
Correct.I assume yer joking ...
Civil war would be rather fun iirc