All I can think of is the Mrs Merton question : Now Nigel besides the salary, pension,expenses etc why are you standing in the European elections again?
Burnley beat a team called aberdeen and some turkish team that I am not gonna attempt to spell, then lost to Olympiacos, a Greek team that someone might have mentioned.
Toby was right then, you do have some football knowledge. "Some" being the operative and pejorative word.