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I saw Michael Barrymore live years ago, before we all found out that he used corpses as swimming aids and liked a bit of hairy bum.

Got to admit it was a cracking night. He was on top form, chasing people round the hall that were trying to sneak back to their seats after taking a leak.....:)
 
Dorset said:
I saw Michael Barrymore live years ago, before we all found out he used corpses as swimming aids and liked a bit of hairy bum.

Got to admit it was a cracking night. He was on top form, chasing people round the hall that were trying to sneak back to their seats after taking a leak.....:)
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Probably hoping their wangers were still out the dorty buggar.
 
Pleased as I am to have made the starting eleven with my well known bad disciplinary record.

I see nothing has changed, players clearly playing out of position.

I should be in Catts role.
As I always protect the lads behind me, whilst watching out for the lads in front.
I also take out anyone who isn't wearing the same strip as me. <ok>

As for our "new" signing, I'm pretty sure this deal was done last year as evidenced by his lack of time with Noocastle.
 
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