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Tioga River

Tioga River

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Rangers to be Reinstated into the Ramsden Cup.

Following an investigation into dual contracts at Queen of the South.

Apparently, their keeper is a brickie, their captian a butcher, and their main-striker is a lollipop man...

...more to follow, follow... <ok>




shamelessly stolen from a work mate (and pasted from another forum) <laugh>
 
Pud said:
No bad Gerard ...

Hows yersel?

My Mrs isnae talking to me from weekend... got pished n made a **** of masel!
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Happens to the best of us mate, I tried to behave myself last weekend as my mum was over, but after I left her home I went out and got into a fight with a ****ing Arab and I can 100% say it wasn't my fault, although eyewitnesses say the Arab was calling me a racist, so, now that I think about it, I might not have been totally innocent, i may or may not have said something to him to start the whole thing!
 
Modro Pendes said:
You ever see the **** Craig Whyte in Monaco?

If you do, get him in a headlock.
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Never seen him and when the news of him buying us over came out, I asked a few people if they had heard of him and nobody knew anything about him and not as if I was asking waitresses and barmen!
 
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