Rangers to be Reinstated into the Ramsden Cup. Following an investigation into dual contracts at Queen of the South. Apparently, their keeper is a brickie, their captian a butcher, and their main-striker is a lollipop man... ...more to follow, follow... shamelessly stolen from a work mate (and pasted from another forum)
I noticed more than one thing wrong with his post, but I have given up on teaching the unwashed the beauties of the English language, you lot never learn.
No bad Gerard ... Hows yersel? My Mrs isnae talking to me from weekend... got pished n made a **** of masel!
Happens to the best of us mate, I tried to behave myself last weekend as my mum was over, but after I left her home I went out and got into a fight with a ****ing Arab and I can 100% say it wasn't my fault, although eyewitnesses say the Arab was calling me a racist, so, now that I think about it, I might not have been totally innocent, i may or may not have said something to him to start the whole thing!
Never seen him and when the news of him buying us over came out, I asked a few people if they had heard of him and nobody knew anything about him and not as if I was asking waitresses and barmen!