Breakfast

[BigotAlertAnalRimMan]

Pain au chocolate bitches

 

[Hull City AFC (HCHKR)]

Crumpets wi loads of butter on em from the canteen at work. I'm eating em now. Lush

Wanted that.

Got done toast and butter instead.

Rather gutted.

 

[dan.watson]

Porridge with strawberries followed by a few croissants. Wish I could have a full English but its impssible to get bacon over here and Beef Bacon is awful.....i urge you never to try it!!!

 

[robingram02]

Hippie

My friend called me a hippy yesterday actually, i'd rather be a hippy than a tory.

 

[guitartrax]

Freshly laid egg (from own chickens) in a buttered hot cake from bakers.

 

[ollyhcafc]

Apple,cucumber, carrot, spinach, lemon, beetroot juiced then blended with half avocado and ice on a health kick.

 

[St-Louis Tiger]

Bacon Sandwich

Approximately 4 slices but I didn't make it so who knows

 

[Cillit Bang]

Cheese and raspberry jam on toast!
Sounds bad but is truly ****ing epic!!!

 

[The FRENCH TICKLER]

A Pot Noodle and a ****.

Oh dear. Was the **** in place of the sauce you normally get with them ?

Ffs what is wrong with you all man up full English with fried bread

Now thats more like it. You forgot the mug of tea to wash it all done like.

 

[bum_chinned_crab]

Oh dear. Was the **** in place of the sauce you normally get with them ?

I didnt do both at the same time. I cant eat or **** left-handed.

 

[The FRENCH TICKLER]

I didnt do both at the same time. I cant eat or **** left-handed.

Shame but thanks for the update.

 

[PLT]

Three Weetabix (Tesco's own), a little fromage frais thing (Tesco's own) and a few grapes which I suppose were also from Tesco.

 

[TigerMarv]

Glass of fresh orange (with bits) 2 slices wholemeal toast with olive spread and sliced banana on top and a cup of coffee with milk one and bit sugars stirred clockwise and three taps with the spoon

 

[SuitedandBooted]

What has everyone had this morning?

Bowl of Weetos.

Is that what your mum makes you have?

 

[SuitedandBooted]

This is the gayest thread ever and is embarrasing. Can't a MOD delete it?

 

[Happy Tiger]

This is the gayest thread ever and is embarrasing. Can't a MOD delete it?

Maybe if you ate some brekkie, you wouldn't be so grouchy.

 

[tigers40]

a good shag, is that any good!

 

[PattyNchips2]

[video=youtube;zJsYgqQ0zEk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJsYgqQ0zEk[/video]

 

[bum_chinned_crab]

Glass of fresh orange (with bits) 2 slices wholemeal toast with olive spread and sliced banana on top and a cup of coffee with milk one and bit sugars stirred clockwise and three taps with the spoon

Bits? BITS?!? Are you a ****ing philistine or something?

I feel quite bilious.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

"Breakfast is for whimps", as Delboy would say.