Boxing Day Game.

[Aldridge_Prior]

I like the Asher, can go quite spicey, but without heat. Mr LTF worked in India eons ago, he can eat HOT goan southern Indian, bit beyond me though. Happy to try Quayside though for a change,

I ate an authentic Goan vindaloo when I went there last year. I swear it was the brightest, most fierce red I've ever saw and tasted like hell on Earth but it was delicious at the same time. Finished most of it but boy, the Delhi belly I got the next day was apocalyptic.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Yes but I'm only young. I need two seats because I have a weak bladder...

And a weak colon...

And terrible BO.

Probably been on the same coach before then, that description fits one of the passengers perfectly.

 

[LTF]

Seem to remember all the people that get picked up at Washington Services are old farts.

You're not the one that takes two seats up are you?

I still remember the picture AP posted of himself in his gingham frock, he's definitely not a two seater person!

 

[Aldridge_Prior]

I still remember the picture AP posted of himself in his gingham frock, he's definitely not a two seater person!

I look quite slim proportionally but I'm actually 12 feet tall.

 

[Agent Bruce]

I still remember the picture AP posted of himself in his gingham frock, he's definitely not a two seater person!

He isn't one of 'those' is he?

 

[Aldridge_Prior]

He isn't one of 'those' is he?

What? A vegetarian?

 

[LTF]

He isn't one of 'those' is he?

One of what?

 

[Aldridge_Prior]

One of what?

I think he means a Cyril Sneer...

 

[Agent Bruce]

Funny little fellow, wears his sisters clothes, don't know what they call him but he must be one of those!

 

[LTF]

I think he means a Cyril Sneer...

I shall look for you in Shields Ap, be sure to say Hi!

 

[Agent Bruce]

Carry a pic of a Christmas tree around with you AP so that you'll recognise her.

 

[Aldridge_Prior]

I shall look for you in Shields Ap, be sure to say Hi!

Yeah I work in Bairstow Eves (soon to be Bridgfords) on Fowler Street.

Possibly the worst street in the world. Right next door to where all the smackheads go for their methadone <shudder>

 

[Aldridge_Prior]

Carry a pic of a Christmas tree around with you AP so that you'll recognise her.

If someone could carry a rapidly pulsating Obertan head around with them I'd be most impressed!

 

[Agent Bruce]

If someone could carry a rapidly pulsating Obertan head around with them I'd be most impressed!

It would fit easily into a ladies hat box.

 

[LTF]

If someone could carry a rapidly pulsating Obertan head around with them I'd be most impressed!

I work in Shields, I shall wave through your shop window,

 

[Agent Bruce]

I work in Shields, I shall wave through your shop window,

That'll make a change to people putting bricks through it.

 

[LTF]

That'll make a change to people putting bricks through it.

Are you Psycho?

 

[Agent Bruce]

Think the last time I was in Shields, I was riding a donkey on the beach.

 

[Aldridge_Prior]

Think the last time I was in Shields, I was riding a donkey on the beach.

I hope you took her for a meal first...


Where do you work LTF? I swear I'm not a stalker!

 

[LTF]

]Think the last time I was in Shields, I was riding a donkey on the beach.
That must be North Shields.............On a serious note, I think you and AP have put me off the coach for Fulham.