Forget him. It’ll take him months to get his plot togetherWhere the **** is Guy Fawkes when you need him?
Forget him. It’ll take him months to get his plot together
Bet it would take less time than it will to find enough competent people in the entire building to make a half decent government.
One **** resigns another **** will step in.
Jacinda Ardern disagreesGoing to be another ****ing bint isn't it? See this is where the Saudi's are actually proved correct in their thinking. They don't have to worry that their leaders are thinking if they left the oven on, left the washing machine on, left the washing drying in the back garden when it might rain, how long they'll be stuck behind some numpty searching their purse for coupons in the supermarkets or trying to work out if their gash leaking is a period, a bit of piss or a little seepage caused by BoJo's Old Spice.
Jacinda Ahern disagrees

Don't make me put the idea of Maggie Thatcher and Theresa May's Gash's getting wet at the thought of Boris's throbber in your head.
Enjoy your dinner![]()
Hmmm Maggie and Theresa - I know you were in to grannies but dead ones as well
Keep telling yourself thatMassive difference between the 30-40 year old grannies I know and the ones your mentioning and thinking about![]()
Keep telling yourself that

Ok Maggie shaggerDon't need to mate - got 3 grandkids myself and my mrs has only just turned 40![]()
Could be a blessing in disguise for the torys - no one was voting for Boris after all the lies but equally no one is voting labour after corbyn's clusterfuck - depending on who they bring in as his replacement will mean potentially another 5 years or tory rule...
Think Rishi Sunak will be front and centre for the the new tory leader - personally I'm hoping some one can come up with a centrist party who people can actually get behind and vote for. Lib Dems are a wasted vote, labour are on their knees after JC and no one trusts a tory and the rest are "also rans" so this is the best time for a new party to try and unite the central right and left and barge in on the party.