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I've stopped smoking around 4yrs ago and started doing marathons. Hoping to get into Team GB for the upcoming Brazilian Olympiad.
 
I would, aye.

I'll snot all over you, pure loaded with the cold <achoo>

That's not so very different from me shooting ma load all over you. So, ok, am up for it.

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I for one intend to get pished tonight to celebrate my last night in Yorkshire.

Ahm back in the beautiful South as from Monday. <cool>
 
I for one intend to get pished tonight to celebrate my last night in Yorkshire.

Ahm back in the beautiful South as from Monday. <cool>

Gas in shocking admission of group sex with an 80's band <yikes>
 
Gambol shocks no-one with his admission of rampant over-sexed piss artistry.

How dare you, sir.

I have never pissed on anything other than toilets and walls, sexually or otherwise <grr>

I do occasionally ****e on things for laffs tho.