Boats

[JakartaToon]

It had nothing to do with him being Asian, i would have posted the same comment regardless of who made the thread. It's a joke! If you noted, i stated i had loads of PM's from France in response to my comment, at no point did i mention ethnicity. But if you feel more at home sharing a board with a bunch of horse punchers then jog on

I don’t think Asians introduced VAR. I think it is being progressed for the benefit of telly clappers and many of them are Matth's.

You're not a ****ing asian ffs.

If that's how you feel.

Mine was a joke as well. As Comm spotted I am only an honorary Asian.

To be honest wouldn’t be surprised if Indonesians aren’t involved in people smuggling across the Channel. They are proud seafaring race and have quickly realised its a more lucrative business than fishing. Their experience from the Timor Sea would serve them in good stead there.
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Also the only reason Asians like VAR is it gives them something else to bet on. You see them all ringing their bookies as soon as a decision is referred.

 

[Commachio]

Be fair Comm, a few weeks back the Chief Monkey proposed a challenge to see how long a few people could stop posting on that thread. He lasted seven days. He has no self control.

He#s a weak willed ****. like the rest

 

[Commachio]

Mine was a joke as well. As Comm spotted I am only an honorary Asian.

To be honest wouldn’t be surprised if Indonesians aren’t involved in people smuggling across the Channel. They are proud seafaring race and have quickly realised its a more lucrative business than fishing. Their experience from the Timor Sea would serve them in good stead there.
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Also the only reason Asians like VAR is it gives them something else to bet on. You see them all ringing their bookies as soon as a decision is referred.

ive known you to long mate

 

[thefanwithnoname]

kuntz

 

[Sweats]

I’m quite a fan of motor boating .

 

[FosseFilberto]

Starting to think this PL board is very racist and may stick to the Newcastle one in future.

In seperate threads we Asians are being blamed for the introduction of VAR (@Stan, @TheLiebbherLegacy) and now the increase in BoatRelatedTravel.(@brb, @Commachio)

What utter bollocks ... nobody thinks @Spurlock is a twat because he's Asian ... it's purely down to him being a Spurs fan(ny)

 

[Libby]

Starting to think this PL board is very racist and may stick to the Newcastle one in future.

In seperate threads we Asians are being blamed for the introduction of VAR (@Stan, @TheLiebbherLegacy) and now the increase in BoatRelatedTravel.(@brb, @Commachio)

I normally just say Malaysia but felt like I should include the whole continent.

[HASHTAG]#inclusive[/HASHTAG]

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

a much better idea, campers are great. Just drive into the middle of nowhere and chill out with most of the comforts of home.

Including crystal meth?

 

[Archers Road]

I get dizzy when I go on a boat.

Not on a canal you wouldn’t

 

[Archers Road]

I had a boat.
A sailing boat.
My advice
Don’t buy a boat

Cool Haiku

 

[Archers Road]

If you are looking for a good dinghy, I can help you out bro.

Starting price is £5,000 or you can upgrade to the deluxe version which includes a nice shiny life jacket for 6k.

Payment is in cash only, there are no refunds and failure to pay results in death no goods.

The only regs or rules you need to remember, is if you ever get stopped by customs is to just ask for the police and state you are Iranian.

Please PM me if i can assist you further

Throw in a map of the Channel and you’ve got a deal

 

[Toby]

Unless you’re spending plenty of money, swerve the idea, you’ll end up with a crate that costs a mint to moor and is about as appealing as a day out in the bucket of a dumper truck.

I don't think fan is actually buying a boat. He might be for his fantasy online persona life...

 

[FosseFilberto]

I don't think fan is actually buying a boat. He might be for his fantasy online persona life...

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[Quesadaad]

I don't think fan is actually buying a boat. He might be for his fantasy online persona life...

You’re a very dry man Toby. Very dry indeed.

I like you

 

[luvgonzo]

You’re a very dry man Toby. Very dry indeed.

I like you

Oi! I've got the "I like Toby" thing patented.

 

[Quesadaad]

Oi! I've got the "I like Toby" thing patented.

Yeah but I REALLY like Toby

 

[luvgonzo]

Yeah but I REALLY like Toby

I suppose that works, as long as you don't start using "this should be closed" that's also mine.

 

[Quesadaad]

I suppose that works, as long as you don't start using "this should be closed" that's also mine.

This REALLY should be closed

 

[Libby]

I suppose that works, as long as you don't start using "this should be closed" that's also mine.

[HASHTAG]#bully[/HASHTAG]

 

[brb]

@Stan ban is lifted, to enable him to pay his respects at our sad loss today.