Bird puns thread

[User deleted as requested]

Does anyone fancy starting one ?

It might be emu-sing ....

 

[West Stand Willy]

OK - Toucan play at this game.

 

[Scratchingvalleycat]

Are we that gull ible

 

[Mad ads666]

It's nothing to crow about

 

[dick plumb]

Stop it now. This is the sort of thing they have on CL and it is not funny on there either.

 

[Ponders Revisited]

Stop it now. This is the sort of thing they have on CL and it is not funny on there either.

Do they have similar threads on the Norwich site, Dick? Canary Chat, I think it's called.

Or am I thinking of the Notts County fan-site? Magpie Musings is its name.

Anyway, we don't need hen-pecking on this forum, so stop acting like a c.ock.

 

[ForestHillBilly]

Frank Swift was a very fast 'keeper, but Nicky Weaver built himself a reputation.
Wayne Rooney's favourite is a puffin
Ryan Giggs is a shag

 

[Captain Blackaddick]

We really suffered from selling Yann Cormorant in January.

 

[User deleted as requested]

I really hope we don't play any of our night matches in bad weather next season.

We are rubbish at night in gale.

 

[ForestHillBilly]

I really hope we don't play any of our night matches in bad weather next season.

We are rubbish at night in gale.

Let osprey this doesn't happen.

 

[User deleted as requested]

We can't have the players swanning around with nothing to do, though.

 

[ForestHillBilly]

RD won't like the bill.

 

[User deleted as requested]

Its a total canard that Hamer is a top class keeper.

 

[Jay-Rede]

Had to Stork this page. Sorry if I've ruffled any feathers.

 

[Ponders Revisited]

We really suffered from selling Yann Cormorant in January.

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Don't get in a flap about it, Captain. Chill out with an ice-cold can of Kestrel.

I'm off now to fly my Kite.

 

[ForestHillBilly]

Let's hope pelecan smooth over any unrest in Brazil next month.

 

[User deleted as requested]

Let's hope pelecan smooth over any unrest in Brazil next month.

The crime rate is terrible in Rio, especially the street robin.

 

[User deleted as requested]

On a serious note for a minute... did I tell everyone that I bumped into a2c's girlfriend yesterday ?

She told me she had caught thrush off him

 

[OzAddick]

This thread will have an incredible swan song like ending..

 

[Scratchingvalleycat]

This thread will have an incredible swan song like ending..

The ending could be a great auk ward moment