Bird puns thread

[Ponders Revisited]

Let's hope pelecan smooth over any unrest in Brazil next month.

In the words of Alan Partridge, 'Back of the net!'

Back to my chess match now. I've just lost a rook, so it'll be tricky from heron in.

 

[User deleted as requested]

Anyone know the latest on Diego Poyet's contract?

It would be a real wren ch to see him leave.

 

[ForestHillBilly]

The ending could be a great auk ward moment

doh! Doh!

 

[User deleted as requested]

I am finding some of these bird puns hard to swallow.

 

[ForestHillBilly]

I am finding some of these bird puns hard to swallow.

You're starting to repeat some of them, but mynahre all originals.

 

[IA]

Someone's going to make a tit of themselves on this thread.

 

[Scratchingvalleycat]

You're starting to repeat some of them, but mynahre all originals.

I think we are going to have to red kite some of these fowls

 

[Ponders Revisited]

I think we are going to have to red kite some of these fowls

Make it swift, SVC.

 

[ForestHillBilly]

Who'd have expected Rhea-l Madrid to finish 3rd in La Liga?
Now that Athletico have won it, watch them flamin' go in Lisbon next Saturday.

 

[Ponders Revisited]

With regards to the puns on here, we really need to sort the wheat from the chaffinch.

And I see a cock-or-too have decided to post on the new bug thread.

Toucan play at that game.

 

[The Kish]

Imagine what A2C and his Pigeon English would make of this?