Dunno what you're on about fellas. My pet chicken Osvaldo always gets a free drink when I take him down the local boozer. 
am fuffin fist..ohhh wjen the spuuuurs go marchin innnnnn
One issue in my life though is a fairly constant battle with depression, which when mixed with my general antisocial nature sometimes tends to mean that I will have the risk of 'vanishing' from forums for a short to a helluva long while until I feel that I am up to it again. Having had three bad periods already in life (longest lasting a year and a half) I kinda know that one is always around the corner and it's best to just admit it first than later coming back and having to explain everything when its not the easiest time to explain.

Erm, why you feel the need to write that on an anonymous forum I don't know! The WUMs will tear into you at any sign of weakness
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Junky I think Marvin would be a better name for you.
You sound like a Gooner
Oh, and he's 'United States' on here...
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Not wanting to go all 'Ensil' on your ass, but shouldn't it be 'junkie'?
Could well be missing something here, but the only Marvin I can think of is this one.
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Wrong colour, but the waistline is about the same.

Shelf - does this mean I have entered into folklore? And if so should I feel proud or ashamed?

Junkie as the word is correct, however does that really relate to forum names?
Also, its related to the book 'Junky' by William S Burroughs.
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Marvin: Freeze? I'm a robot. I'm not a refrigerator.
Marvin: I've been talking to the ship's computer.
Arthur: And?
Marvin: It hates me.
Marvin: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
Trillian: Well, we have something that may take your mind off it.
Marvin: It won't work, I have an exceptionally large mind.
Trillian: Yeah, we know.
Marvin: Life? Don't talk to me about life!
Marvin: You can blame the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation for making androids with GPP...
Arthur: Um... what's GPP?
Marvin: Genuine People Personalities. I'm a personality prototype. You can tell, can't you...?
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