I've never seen a letter with so many errors before!So this little nugget appeared in the New York Post's letters page...
Dear John: When will the US understand that the universal sport of soccer cannot exist in our country? It is a poor man’s sport where no equipment is needed, only a ball and a field in which to kick it.
It cannot survive in the US for three reasons: Boring, boring, boring.
The most excitement is among the spectators who burn or stampede the stadiums or kill the goalie or referee — which is where the term “fan” was derived: “Fanatic.”
Seriously, the reasons are:
1) There is not enough “scoring,” i.e., nil, nil.
2) The field is much too large, and even TV can’t cover all of the action.
3) The main reason is that there are no timeouts for commercials — and who wants to watch for three hours and the only goal scored was during a commercial break?
So much for No Child Left Behind...