I see it now, the 2014 FA Cup final Newcastle vs Sunderland, who only got there because their semi final opponents Aston Villa got disqualified after Emile Heskey fell on the referee and killed him. Newcastle take the game to Sunderland who can only watch as Newcastle destroy them 6-1. Goals from Ameobi, Nolan, Barton, Ben Arfa, Coloccini and Tiote's first and only goal in football seal it. All the Newcastle legends are in attendance; Macdonald, Moncur, Beardsley, Clark, Shearer, Lee, Solano etc. At the end of one of the rows sits a miserable looking chap with a ponytail. No he's not a mackem, they all left at half-time. It's Andy Carroll, watching his former team mates win Newcastle's first trophy in 45 years. As he watches Kevin Nolan lift the famous trophy one thing races through his mind. "Why the hell did I leave?"
but I'm not deluded or anything
but I'm not deluded or anything
