Sorry boss, forgot the rules, let me change it.
****ing referees are all the same, as soon as they wake up they stab pictures of Sunderland players in the face with knives to make themselves feel better.
There was one referee blaming his diarrhoea on John O'Shea in 1994 when O'Shea gave him a chip and ever since then he's been setting fire to his Xbox whenever Sunderland are playing his team.
Then there's two hundred other refs who have it in for all of the players, they get together in their little referee costumes in Aldi car park in Doncaster and set fire to little scare crows they've made to look like Lee Cattermole and Seb Larsson.
Kill all the refs and let Niall Quinn ref our games FFS!
Tesco's actually. Other than that, everything else was factually correct

bet it was blatant too.