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brb said:
Ginger has smashed out an eleven pager!
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Remember when I did 20 pages in 36 hours off the back of one post?

That kind of record comes along once in the lifetime of forums like this.

What I do must seem like magic to you lads.
 
Hoddle is a god said:
I’ve started smoking a pipe, if that helps?
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i came out tesco today after being in the gym... i came face to face with a man with pipes in him and an oxygen tank... he looked at me and I could tell he wanted to be the healthy gym goer with a bag of bananas... just the way his eyes looked and how his body posture slumped as his heart sank... dont be that guy. it made me feel bad about him feeling bad about me being good... ****
 
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Libby said:
That's religion for you, like flies to **** these threads.
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Tbf there's been none of the usual ****e you get with religion threads. At worst we've had to endure Sucky and Chaos tickling each other's balls, but they even managed that with light fingers... so all good.
 
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Roy Munson said:
i came out tesco today after being in the gym... i came face to face with a man with pipes in him and an oxygen tank... he looked at me and I could tell he wanted to be the healthy gym goer with a bag of bananas... just the way his eyes looked and how his body posture slumped as his heart sank... dont be that guy. it made me feel bad about him feeling bad about me being good... ****
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Thanks, mate.

I will heed that advice. Just as soon as I work out what it means.
 
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Roy Munson said:
i came out tesco today after being in the gym... i came face to face with a man with pipes in him and an oxygen tank... he looked at me and I could tell he wanted to be the healthy gym goer with a bag of bananas... just the way his eyes looked and how his body posture slumped as his heart sank... dont be that guy. it made me feel bad about him feeling bad about me being good... ****
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Or... he was trying to tell you the checkout till is not a treadmill mate.
 
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Hoddle is a god said:
Remember when I did 20 pages in 36 hours off the back of one post?

That kind of record comes along once in the lifetime of forums like this.

What I do must seem like magic to you lads.
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20 pager<laugh>.

I **** em.

You are a ****ing has been amatuer, you fat sterile ****.
 
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I remember Pixie saying he used to take bananas to football matches.
 
off to bed ! what a **** ****ing day I've had!! stood up my eugeine only to finish up with a pipe smoking fat bezlar wanting to be my daddy.
 
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