Off Topic Bhudism

Remember when I did 20 pages in 36 hours off the back of one post?

That kind of record comes along once in the lifetime of forums like this.

What I do must seem like magic to you lads.

 

i came out tesco today after being in the gym... i came face to face with a man with pipes in him and an oxygen tank... he looked at me and I could tell he wanted to be the healthy gym goer with a bag of bananas... just the way his eyes looked and how his body posture slumped as his heart sank... dont be that guy. it made me feel bad about him feeling bad about me being good... ****

 

Tbf there's been none of the usual ****e you get with religion threads. At worst we've had to endure Sucky and Chaos tickling each other's balls, but they even managed that with light fingers... so all good.

 

Thanks, mate.

I will heed that advice. Just as soon as I work out what it means.

 

Or... he was trying to tell you the checkout till is not a treadmill mate.

 

I would have carried on, but some started moaning. Some good ones never got done, Skylarker, Piskie, Saffy, and many more.

 

Shame you rigged mine.

 

it really was a grim moment ...

 

I'll be honest I avoided it like the plague. I never liked Eamonn Andrews doing it, and Brb was even worse!

 

20 pager.

I **** em.

You are a ****ing has been amatuer, you fat sterile ****.

 

I remember Pixie saying he used to take bananas to football matches.

 

Stop being a pussy and crack open another 6 pack.

 

instant energy

 

Oh yeah, I did, id honestly forgot about that.

 

off to bed ! what a **** ****ing day I've had!! stood up my eugeine only to finish up with a pipe smoking fat bezlar wanting to be my daddy.

 

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6 pack?

or you talking enviously about my belly you fat sack of ****?

beer usually comes in 4.

 

hes doing another stand up this year ..had to say.. i cant wait