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Will the new ***** in number 10 finally bring you to your senses

  • Yes. I'm fed up with these English public school boys fùcking up the country

  • No. I am staunch and love the monarchy so much that I will forgive anything.

  • I am English and pretty much fùcked

  • Fùck off Gas you cùnt

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bayernkenny said:
I used to really enjoy, in the Sir Leslie Colin Patterson vernacular, a rub and tug at Scorpio Leisure in Albion Road just off Easter Road however 'Brexit' seems to have halted the flow of charming and cherubic young Eastern European ladies. After my attendance at several 'boozers' on Broughton Street I was feeling quite toey so decided to pop into London Street Sauna. This was an excellent idea as the 'staff' were very enticing so I spent two extremely satisfying hours of restful (?) enjoyment before returning to the bars.

I would recommend both!
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I getcha.

From what I see around town all the rub & tug establishments in London are serviced by ladies of the orient. Word on the street is that even the authentic looking ones that do acupuncture and herbal remedies will offer to polish your pole. I was at a BBQ in the summer and one of Mrs Grove's mates said that her hubby had gone for a massage in a local Chinese venue and was shocked and stunned when the masseuse gave his chap a nudge and asked if he wanted anything else. Something tells me she didn't get the entire story. I reckon he got found out and did the whole "I've never been more offended in my life" routine rather than have to fess up that he got a swifty off the wrist from Ying Ying.
 
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GroveRanger said:
I getcha.

From what I see around town all the rub & tug establishments in London are serviced by ladies of the orient. Word on the street is that even the authentic looking ones that do acupuncture and herbal remedies will offer to polish your pole. I was at a BBQ in the summer and one of Mrs Grove's mates said that her hubby had gone for a massage in a local Chinese venue and was shocked and stunned when the masseuse gave his chap a nudge and asked if he wanted anything else. Something tells me she didn't get the entire story. I reckon he got found out and did the whole "I've never been more offended in my life" routine rather than have to fess up that he got a swifty off the wrist from Ying Ying.
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I like BBQs
 
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