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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by A.L.D.O 4.1, Jul 24, 2019.

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Will the new ***** in number 10 finally bring you to your senses

  1. Yes. I'm fed up with these English public school boys fùcking up the country

  2. No. I am staunch and love the monarchy so much that I will forgive anything.

  3. I am English and pretty much fùcked

  4. Fùck off Gas you cùnt

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I getcha.

    From what I see around town all the rub & tug establishments in London are serviced by ladies of the orient. Word on the street is that even the authentic looking ones that do acupuncture and herbal remedies will offer to polish your pole. I was at a BBQ in the summer and one of Mrs Grove's mates said that her hubby had gone for a massage in a local Chinese venue and was shocked and stunned when the masseuse gave his chap a nudge and asked if he wanted anything else. Something tells me she didn't get the entire story. I reckon he got found out and did the whole "I've never been more offended in my life" routine rather than have to fess up that he got a swifty off the wrist from Ying Ying.
     
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    GroveRanger, Sep 13, 2019
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I like BBQs
     
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    monacoger, Sep 13, 2019
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    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Oddly enough there is a Thai Massage Parlour right next to London Street Sauna!:emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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    bayernkenny, Sep 13, 2019
  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    *Stauner
     
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    Toley Fart, Sep 13, 2019
  5. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Start a thread, buddy.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Sep 14, 2019
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