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I like every fruit, the only veg that I can think that I don't like is aubergine, it's quite sweet/spicy.
 
It was quite easy to skive. His pet hate was picking mangos that werent ripe yet. He used to go ****ing mental. He'd scream "TOO SKINNY!!" and smash the mango off the deck full pelt <laugh> <applause>

He hated me with a passion.
 
You ain't lived until you tried spiked watermelon on a bloody hot day. Take a watermelon, cut a small round piece out of one end, pour in a bottle of your favourite spirits, place piece back in then refrigerate. Place in ice cooler and get stuck into it mid afternoon when the sun is at it's worst. <ok>
 
You ain't lived until you tried spiked watermelon on a bloody hot day. Take a watermelon, cut a small round piece out of one end, pour in a bottle of your favourite spirits, place piece back in then refrigerate. Place in ice cooler and get stuck into it mid afternoon when the sun is at it's worst. <ok>

I think I'll do that tonight. Who needs the ****in sun.