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Batman Returns.

Mate had a brand new AC Milan top.

Could smoke in them days.

He didn't smoke.

7 holes.
 
No and I haven't got any thank goodness.

I remember one day, a man coming for the old TV though.

Our tellies were always rented, and generally ****. It seemed like every time I came home from school we had a different set. I spent a lot of time feeling about for the reset button (experience which stood me well in later life).
 
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Reservoir Dogs - I actually shouted out "who shot him?!" after the Mexican stand-off at the end. Turns out a blood squib failed to go off so there were more shots than hits but the film was so low budget they couldn't afford to set up the whole scene again
Salvador - hard film and I was of an age when that sort of thing made a real impression
Star Wars - never been such a jaw dropping cinematic event to match it in 40 years

I love the fillums and only wish I could go more often. The dimming of the lights, the popcorn, the furtive w*ank over Jennifer Lawrence covered in blue paint in the X-Men, marvellous.
 
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The cinema is ****e. It's yet another one of those things that the general public ruin for me.

How I ****in loathe the general public <grr>
 
The one with s.punk dripping down her face ?

I believe it is the right, nay duty, of every heterosexual gentleman to google Jennifer Lawrence, not only to see her in various states of undress but to marvel at the inventiveness of those in the 'tinterwebosphere to photoshop her doing the durty in a miriad of positions. Similarly with Herminge offay them Potter fillums.