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GroveRanger said:
I believe it is the right, nay duty, of every heterosexual gentleman to google Jennifer Lawrence, not only to see her in various states of undress but to marvel at the inventiveness of those in the 'tinterwebosphere to photoshop her doing the durty in a miriad of positions. Similarly with Herminge offay them Potter fillums.
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It's what the Internet was invented for.

It's actually true that the delivery of porn was a major driving force in moving the technology forward when the Internet was first made available to the general public. Much more so than business/commercial use which were slower to adopt the technology.
 
DevAdvocate said:
Film wise I mean, not some grope in the dark or a BJ in the upper circle.

Which are the best movies you have seen on the big screen? Not necesarilly "great" or "classic" movies just ones best viewed on a big screen which kept you engrossed or on the edge of your seat, stunned, gobsmacked, blown away visually or through the soundtrack/score or simply groundbreaking?

I have a few which remain in my mind due to the the impact.

In no particular order:

Pulp Fiction
Aliens
The Fifth Element
Last of the Mohicans
A Clockwork Orange
Star Wars
The Matrix
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
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Top of your list: Pulp Fiction - a film trying way too hard to be "cool" and failing miserably, Twin Town beats it hands down as does One Foot In The Algarve.
The rest of the films in your list are gay.
 
stopmeandslapme said:
Top of your list: Pulp Fiction - a film trying way too hard to be "cool" and failing miserably, Twin Town beats it hands down as does One Foot In The Algarve.
The rest of the films in your list are gay.
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Pulp Fiction was a breath of fresh air, as was Resevoir Dogs, compared to the movies of the time.
 
ERINBLACK said:
Both those films are crap

****in Tarantula is vastly overrated.

He's a magnanimous prick.
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Magnanimous means generous. I'm going to be magnanimous and assume you knew that.

Pulp Fiction's crackling dialogue, non linear narrative, cinematic quality, pop culture references, mixture of humour and violence, and esoteric soundtrack mark it out as a masterpiece.
 
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Archers Road said:
Magnanimous means generous. I'm going to be magnanimous and assume you knew that.

Pulp Fiction's crackling dialogue, non linear narrative, cinematic quality, pop culture references, mixture of humour and violence, and esoteric soundtrack mark it out as a masterpiece.
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The Pawn Shop scene when Bruce Willis is looking for a weapon is a masterclass in tension building.
 
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Archers Road said:
Magnanimous means generous. I'm going to be magnanimous and assume you knew that.

Pulp Fiction's crackling dialogue, non linear narrative, cinematic quality, pop culture references, mixture of humour and violence, and esoteric soundtrack mark it out as a masterpiece.
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Aye. True tha.
 
Best porn I ever saw was a Dutch film called wet gap. It had a narrator in English, with a broad Dutch accent, who called the women Bunnies or worse.

He read the script as though he was on match of the day, one line I'll never forget was at the climax of a scene, "And now it is time for ze cream, zhat's it man, rub it aaall on her baady, she's a nasty bitch".
 
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pompeymeowth said:
Best porn I ever saw was a Dutch film called wet gap. It had a narrator in English, with a broad Dutch accent, who called the women Bunnies or worse.

He read the script as though he was on match of the day, one line I'll never forget was at the climax of a scene, "And now it is time for ze cream, zhat's it man, rub it aaall on her baady, she's a nasty bitch".
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You were in that film weren't you?
 
Anyway;

Casablanca - Michael Curtiz
The Maltese Falcon - John Huston
Bad Leiutenant - Abel Ferrera
On The Waterfront - Elia Kazan
Bram Stoker's Dracula - Francis Ford Coppola
Taxi Driver - Martin Scorsese
Oh Brother Where Art Thou - Joel and Ethan Coen
Blade Runner - Ridley Scott
Pulp Fiction - Quentin Tarantino
 
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Archers Road said:
Anyway;

Casablanca - Michael Curtiz
The Maltese Falcon - John Huston
Bad Leiutenant - Abel Ferrera
On The Waterfront - Elia Kazan
Bram Stoker's Dracula - Francis Ford Coppola
Taxi Driver - Martin Scorsese
Oh Brother Where Art Thou - Joel and Ethan Coen
Blade Runner - Ridley Scott
Pulp Fiction - Quentin Tarantino
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Casablanca - ****E!
The Maltese Falcon - ****E!
Bad Leiutenant - OK
On The Waterfront - OVERRATED ****E!
Bram Stoker's Dracula - ARE YOU ****IN KIDDIN ME? THE WORST OF ****E!
Taxi Driver - OVERRATED
Oh Brother Where Art Thou - GOOD
Blade Runner - EXCELLENT
Pulp Fiction - EXCELLENT

For old B&W there are fantastic movies like "Double Indemnity", "Angels with Dirty Faces", "Key Largo", and many others. Casablanca, Falcon, and Waterfront are just crap.

One of my personal favourite B&W movies of all time is "Days of Wine and Roses" featuring the inimitable Jack Lemon in a straight performance detailing the descent into alcoholism. [link]
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0055895/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1[/link]
 
the ex roofer said:
2001 : A Space Odyssey ...when it first came out ..........on acid ........wowser ..YIKES.
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Utter ****e.

Stanley Kubrick was an arsehole. He never made anything worth watching. Parts of "Dr Strangelove" were vaguely amusing.
 
DevAdvocate said:
The Maltese Falcon is one of my favourites. Love Bogey.
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Nup. Never liked him. At his best he was a second rate side kick to the great Jimmy Cagney.

Edward G. would have done better in all Bogey's roles.
 
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