Berahino to go on strike!

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What should Spurs pay for Berahino in the January window?

  • Spurs should pay what WBA are demanding!

    Votes: 13 72.2%

  • Spurs should pay less for damaged goods!

    Votes: 2 11.1%

  • Spurs should wait for Berahino's contract to expire and get him for nothing!

    Votes: 3 16.7%
  • Total voters
    18
Sir Stan said:
That's not going to happen because he's ****. No idea why you rated him so highly.
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HIAG thought Berahino was the next Messi when he wrote this wum **** up thread. He was so convinced that Spurs were going to snap him up, that he predicted that Berahino would go on strike to force a move to Spurs and that Levy would compensate him for his 'direct action'. <laugh> It's a **** up of monumental proportions.
 
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PISKIE said:
When I said big club, I meant a club bigger than WBA...
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You wummed. You were referring to a club bigger than Spurs. Going to a club bigger than Brom wouldn't have made any sense within the context of your wum. But it's all backfired horribly on you, mate, and it is embarrassing watching you trying to wriggle off the hook. Just admit that you fcuked up. We'd respect you for that.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
I didn't. It was wummery. Pure and unadulterated. And I have kept Pixie on the end of my line for months with it, mate.

I really cannot believe that there are still some of you who doubt my mastery of the art!
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The way that your predictions don't just go wrong but make you look like a colossal bellend possibly makes some query that it's master wummery.

I'm undecided.
 
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I don't make predictions, Stan. From your position, compromised as it is by the fact that your nose if clamped between Pixies arse cheeks, you probably cannot see that.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
I don't make predictions, Stan. From your position, compromised as it is by the fact that your nose if clamped between Pixies arse cheeks, you probably cannot see that.
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I'm going to instigate another hysterical HIAG like meltdown. The lads love that.

Hopefully you won't call the police or sue Sir Stan!
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
You wummed. You were referring to a club bigger than Spurs. Going to a club bigger than Brom wouldn't have made any sense within the context of your wum. But it's all backfired horribly on you, mate, and it is embarrassing watching you trying to wriggle off the hook. Just admit that you fcuked up. We'd respect you for that.
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You see this is where you ****ed up. I wasn't even wumming when I made that comment, but your inferiority complex about Spurs led you to make an incorrect assumption, and subsequently a massive Tit of yourself, repeatedly.

Every time you post on this thread you dig that hole just a bit deeper :)
 
Sir Stan said:
The way that your predictions don't just go wrong but make you look like a colossal bellend possibly makes some query that it's master wummery.

I'm undecided.
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I have decided that HIAG is **** at wumming. The fact that he thinks he's a 'master wum' makes taking the piss out of him that much easier, as he just comes back again and again making the same **** ups :)
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
I don't make predictions, Stan. From your position, compromised as it is by the fact that your nose if clamped between Pixies arse cheeks, you probably cannot see that.
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You've made oodles of ****e predictions mate.

You're fortunate that the search function is still ****ed and I'm more interested in watching the match and enjoying a nice Cabernet to go vaulting......
 
Sir Stan said:
He went absolutely mental when I questioned whether he was a solicitor and eventually he threatened legal action.
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<laugh>

He's at the pinnacle of his profession...

"I've found an issue with the planning sign off on the extension on No.67 Mrs Smith"

<rofl>
 
Tobes said:
You've made oodles of ****e predictions mate.

You're fortunate that the search function is still ****ed and I'm more interested in watching the match and enjoying a nice Cabernet to go vaulting......
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There's barely a day that goes by on this forum where HIAG doesn't make a massive **** up.

The best thing about it is that because he thinks he's a 'master wum' who has 'all the lads' in stitches, he just keeps on coming back with more and more **** up gems, oblivious to the fact that the lads are taking the piss out of him :)
 
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I cast my net, waited patiently yet knowingly, and - lo and behold! - I find three little fishes wriggling vainly. My wum mastery truly knows no bounds.
 
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You know when HIAGs been done again when he starts blathering on about fishing <laugh>
 
Stoke have made a £16m bid for West Brom striker Saido Berahino, 22, and are willing to pay the player £70,000-a-week in wages. (Mirror)

" Berahino will either stay at West Brom, or he will go to a big club."
(Pixie, at the start of last season)

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Oh, dear! Yet another monumental wum fcuk-up!
 
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