HIAG thought Berahino was the next Messi when he wrote this wum **** up thread. He was so convinced that Spurs were going to snap him up, that he predicted that Berahino would go on strike to force a move to Spurs and that Levy would compensate him for his 'direct action'. It's a **** up of monumental proportions.
You wummed. You were referring to a club bigger than Spurs. Going to a club bigger than Brom wouldn't have made any sense within the context of your wum. But it's all backfired horribly on you, mate, and it is embarrassing watching you trying to wriggle off the hook. Just admit that you fcuked up. We'd respect you for that.
The way that your predictions don't just go wrong but make you look like a colossal bellend possibly makes some query that it's master wummery. I'm undecided.
I don't make predictions, Stan. From your position, compromised as it is by the fact that your nose if clamped between Pixies arse cheeks, you probably cannot see that.
I'm going to instigate another hysterical HIAG like meltdown. The lads love that. Hopefully you won't call the police or sue Sir Stan!
You see this is where you ****ed up. I wasn't even wumming when I made that comment, but your inferiority complex about Spurs led you to make an incorrect assumption, and subsequently a massive Tit of yourself, repeatedly. Every time you post on this thread you dig that hole just a bit deeper
I have decided that HIAG is **** at wumming. The fact that he thinks he's a 'master wum' makes taking the piss out of him that much easier, as he just comes back again and again making the same **** ups
He went absolutely mental when I questioned whether he was a solicitor and eventually he threatened legal action.
You've made oodles of ****e predictions mate. You're fortunate that the search function is still ****ed and I'm more interested in watching the match and enjoying a nice Cabernet to go vaulting......
He's at the pinnacle of his profession... "I've found an issue with the planning sign off on the extension on No.67 Mrs Smith"
There's barely a day that goes by on this forum where HIAG doesn't make a massive **** up. The best thing about it is that because he thinks he's a 'master wum' who has 'all the lads' in stitches, he just keeps on coming back with more and more **** up gems, oblivious to the fact that the lads are taking the piss out of him
I cast my net, waited patiently yet knowingly, and - lo and behold! - I find three little fishes wriggling vainly. My wum mastery truly knows no bounds.
Stoke have made a £16m bid for West Brom striker Saido Berahino, 22, and are willing to pay the player £70,000-a-week in wages. (Mirror) " Berahino will either stay at West Brom, or he will go to a big club." (Pixie, at the start of last season) Oh, dear! Yet another monumental wum fcuk-up!
