Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

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Without trying to be sexist, my favourite analogy about the difference between man and women is that emotionally, generally, men are like dogs (an open book) and women are like cats (complex)....A dog will kill from instinct whereas a cat will often kill for fun and will play with its' prey while it is still alive....That's not to say that ALL women are like this but there are definately some that take great pleasure in 'toying' with people's emotions and if you are an 'open book' then you may well be prey for such women.
 
St Godders the Peacemaker said:
Do you brush your teeth?
Do you shower regularly?
Are you cool with women?
Do you try too hard?
Do you only go for the ugly ones?
Are you a good looking guy?
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Yes
Yes
Wasn't really looking for anything at the time so I guess yes.
I can do, but I wasn't trying then.
I wasn't really going for anyone at the time.
Depends. I think I look alright but others may think of me as a stereotypical geek



Anyway, sorry for going on but there is literally no-one I can talk about such things with. I do appreciate all advice given and sorry if I annoy you guys.
 
PompeyLapras said:
Anyway, sorry for going on but there is literally no-one I can talk about such things with. I do appreciate all advice given and sorry if I annoy you guys.
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It's no problem mate, there might be the odd joke but I don't think anyone bears any ill-will, you're a nice guy and perfectly harmless it just feels like we're retreading the same path every week or two and it can wear a bit although it's no real bother. That's how I feel anyway and am inferring that some others feel the same, like I said, it's no problem.
 
Got into my first bar fight tonight. Good thing the guys who started it were useless at it.
 
PompeyLapras said:
Anyway, sorry for going on but there is literally no-one I can talk about such things with. I do appreciate all advice given and sorry if I annoy you guys.
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I love women. They are great company and as a young man I shagged more than my share but I was never desperate and I never took women too seriously.

Women are not complicated. They like a shag just like you and me but they like a few rituals before hand.

Don't come on too heavy just chat to them like you would a good friend and whatever you do don't send out all those messages saying "I want to get inside your nickers".

Any way stop asking us blokes for advice ask your sister, female cousins or women you know well but are off limits. They might be able to give you some clues.

PS Don't let anyone tell you that you are too ugly for women to fancy. It has never stopped me and to this day I am always amazed when I look in the mirror and frighten myself and then think I am oh so lucky that the very lovely, the very gorgeous, the very beautiful Mrs Godders:emoticon-0115-inlov has loved me for all these years.
 
PompeyLapras said:
Why is it that everyone else gets pulled and no-one takes the slightest bit of interest of me?
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Not everyone has someone. That's just your perception. People meet, have relationships and break up all the time. Give yourself a break...perhaps you come over as desperate. Do you go out with mates? May have more luck in a pack than as a loner. My personal advice would be to give up for a while and just live your life. Or you could turn all our advice into a book and make a fortune. Tales of a Desperate Youth (And how I found true love) by PompeyLapras.
 
fran-MLs little camera said:
Not everyone has someone. That's just your perception. People meet, have relationships and break up all the time. Give yourself a break...perhaps you come over as desperate. Do you go out with mates? May have more luck in a pack than as a loner. My personal advice would be to give up for a while and just live your life. Or you could turn all our advice into a book and make a fortune. Tales of a Desperate Youth (And how I found true love) by PompeyLapras.
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There you are. That is what you needed. Some sensible advice from a woman.
 
Thanks for the advice, Fran. Unfortunately most of my friends aren't really into the clubbing/dancing scene, but you're right I should forget it for a while. Though part of the reason why I'm so keen to find love is for someone to do stuff with. I don't mind doing stuff on my own, but it'd be more fun with someone I'd imagine (and none of my friends are even remotely geeky!)

Anyhow, let's forget about the whole pulling thing, copious amounts of alcohol meant I didn't consider the most likely possibility which was rather silly of m.

Anyway, how is everyone today?
 
Mildly hungover. Not happy the sun hasn't come back out. Thanks for asking.
 
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