Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

[TheSecondStain]

Damn I'm good

That is impresive because occasionally it doesn't happen that quickly.

 

[AberdeenSaint]

To make an idiot of yourself.

That just about covers it !

 

[St. Luigi Scrosoppi]

Can anyone tell me the point of dancing ? Any kind of dancing.

Especially blokes dancing in skirts with no pants on FFS.

 

[St. Luigi Scrosoppi]

Yeah, as it is there isn't really much incentive in becoming a politician. Being hated because of a job in which you earn far less than you could do elsewhere.

If they do get this pay rise it should be linked to productivity for which one measure would be that they have to answer the question they are asked.

 

[fatletiss]

If they do get this pay rise it should be linked to productivity for which one measure would be that they have to answer the question they are asked.

... which will break their code of conduct.

 

[tomw24]

Off to Spain this evening.

 

[lamby]

Can you pick up a couple of players while you're there!

 

[tomw24]

Can you pick up a couple of players while you're there!

Yeah I'll just pop up to Barcelona to pick up Messi, stopping off in Madrid to grab Ronaldo.

 

[lamby]

Good plan! Have a great break. Hope you can still pick up the cricket where you're going!

 

[St. Luigi Scrosoppi]

Off to Spain this evening.

Look out for your suitcase.

 

[(Conor)]

Don't need to do any resits. Words cannot express how happy I am at this

 

[Puck]

The Aussies have started well this morning. Looking a little ominous but nothing a wicket or two won't change.

 

[tomw24]

The Aussies have started well this morning. Looking a little ominous but nothing a wicket or two won't change.

Conditions ideal for batting, no swing at all.

 

[tomw24]

Conditions ideal for batting, no swing at all.

And as I say that Smith goes for 53. Jimmy strikes.

 

[Mikey]

The Aussies have started well this morning. Looking a little ominous but nothing a wicket or two won't change.

Yep, this is what worried me, sun comes out and this pitch poses no problems. We're going to need something loose from one of the batsmen or some really good bowling to dislodge them here. Since it's Smith and Hughes I'm hoping for something loose.

And as I type that, there it is, get in there!

 

[Dan]

Yes Jimmy!

 

[tomw24]

Phew, Smith was looking very good. 108/5. One more wicket and we're into the tail.

 

[Mikey]

That's a beaut!

 

[tomw24]

Bowled him! Swann strikes!

 

[tomw24]

That was a beauty from Swann!