Beefy's Corner.......For all off Topic threads

****ing hell why would you even let that guy near you with a needle.

 

Talking to the wrong guy about smaller tattoo's, as for better even I could draw better then that and I was **** at art.

 

To be fair, I don't know what she expected for 50 quid. I've never paid less than 80 .for any of my tats, and you go somewhere were they can show you photos of their previous work. That guy clearly never had the ability to ink a life like pic of ANYONE. That's what you get for being under age and a stupid bint

 

Same specially one that size, just looking at his other work you can tell the guy is a twat.

 

Stand Up.... Great instrumental in a pop/rock song or greatest instrumental in a pop/rock song?

 

Me and my brother were talking to each other
'Bout what makes a man a man
Was it brain or brawn, or the month you were born,
We just couldn't understand

Our old man didn't like our appearance
He said that only women wear long hair

So me and my brother borrowed money from Mother
We knew what we had to do
We went downstairs, past the barber and gymnasium
And got our arms tattooed

Welcome to my life, tattoo
I'm a man now, thanks to you
I expect I'll regret you
But the skin graft man won't get you
You'll be there when I die
Tattoo

My dad beat me 'cause mine said "Mother"
But my mother naturally liked it and beat my brother
'Cause his tattoo was of a lady in the nude
And my mother thought that was extremely rude

Welcome to my life, tattoo
We've a long time together, me and you
I expect I'll regret you
But the skin graft man won't get you
You'll be there when I die
Tattoo

Now I'm older, I'm tattooed all over
My wife is tattooed too
A rooty-toot-toot, A rooty-tooty-toot-toot
Rooty-toot-toot tattoo too
To you

 

Oh dear, his own tattoos look like he's done them himslef in the mirror!! Serves her right but I guess thats why they set a minimum age limit for them.

 

Hate seeing old women with wrinkled tattoos looking like ex-dockers. Will stop now as you have touched on a bete noir of mine.

 

I'm thinking about getting SAINTS tattooed across my stomach...

 

Its been announced that we will play a Stamford Bridge on 16th January, but what we wont know till 5pm tomorrow is whether it will be a League game or a cup replay.If Saints should draw with Chelsea in their 3rd round tie at St Mary's on Saturday then the replay would take precedence over a league fixture and saints would travel up to West London wo play for a place in the 4th round of the FA Cup.

 

Not that it could ever be a possibility in this money grabbing world we live in, but wouldn't it be so convenient for both sets of fans if such a game was made a Double-Whammy; ie a League AND cup fixture. The winner gets 3 points and a place in the next round. Level pegging after 90mins = a draw in the league, with extra time for the cup.

 

And at least then there would be an incentive for both sides to play their strongest team. I've often thought that idea could work, but as you say Devon, not a chance in a million years.

 

Surely you have room for SOUTHAMPTON FOOTBALL CLUB

 

Anyone see Razor Ruddock on CBB last night. Now he certanly has the room!

 

He's a mess.

 

Yep still scary though!

 

Maybe instead, just above my groin, I'll get "Warning! Choking hazard! Not suitable for persons under 16 years of age!"

 

Or one on your lower back saying "Insert here!"

 

damnit I was going to use Boruc for my pic

 

Have you seen Boruc's stomach tattoo?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/scottishnews/3337391/.html