He could gave just left blank chapter. Or just wrote, '**** off plastics' at the top, or even pit a goggle map image to OT. But he's a scouser, so not very bright.
Or just post a nice HD pic of a shiny premier league trophy and leave it at that. He's not a scouser by the way.
See he's also had a pop at Beckham in the book according to reports this morning ... the sending off against Argentina ... how to make friends and influence people eh, Michael?
He forgot the fact that David Batty missed his penalty in the shootout, But he’s blaming David Beckham instead.
Beckham wasn’t a twat though, You’re forgetting the fact that he was England’s best players at that World Cup.
He was in that game mate ... stupid thing to do with obvious consequences. Let his teammates down due to petulance ... but the loss wasn't solely down to him ...
He dropped like a sack of spuds, after receiving a tap on the leg he barely felt. The Big-Girls-Blouse-Cheating-Argie-Bastard simply confirmed that Sir Alf Ramsey was right about he unsportsmanlike behaviour endemic in Argentinian football.
Not saying it was a hammer blow mate, but Beckham was a twat for giving him the chance. WTF was he hoping to achieve ffs