Off topic but it's what got me in the bad mood I'm in.
"It's a round"
"I have actually heard a slice of bread being called a round before but only in the greasy spoon cafes of Cheshire & London, says it all really. Enjoy your toast, Will you be buying an unrounded loaf or a rounded one?"
Mrs Loadmouth's husband & son never looked away from the floor as they & her scurried away.
****s.
Mwahahahahaha



