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I'm going to see the great man on Sunday "in panto" at the Clyde Auditorium in Alladin.
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my bird goes to the panto every year with 2 of her mates while I sit in the pub 
In 3 weeks he cheated on her, ignored her for a week, lied about his age and having kids and gave her herpes. She says he loves her


She's probably the most psycho bird I've ever heard of
She used to fancy my birds brother and one night out people ended up back at her house. He was pished so went to bed. He woke up with her sucking him off![]()
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She isn't someone I'd be up for shagging, wee fat thing. I think she's that desperate for a guy that she would literally do anything they wanted <hotlunchmuir>

in opposite land
Ok so let me get this right, you two are married. One of you is a midget that dresses up as a school boy?
Yes john!
Ok, just wanted to get that sorted before we begin "ziiiiiiipppp"