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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jul 31, 2018.

  1. davy

    davy Well-Known Member

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    I plead the 5th - all these drunken feckers look the same.....
     
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    I was boozing, he was dancing, well I think he was<laugh>
     
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  3. OLOF

    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    I wasn't gonna grass you up Davy, honest bud<ok>
     
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  4. davy

    davy Well-Known Member

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    That's because you were holding onto the bar in case you took a header <laugh>
     
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  5. davy

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    <laugh>
     
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  6. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    Olof after the first minute Bernard has something of interest for you.
     
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  7. OLOF

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    He was brilliant, the fat manc ****<ok>
     
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  8. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    I wouldn’t have gone that far but in small doses chesh is ok...
     
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  9. Eric Le Merde

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    I think using this thread to lock Glory up is a really neat solution to an on-going issue. Ell and Bucks should be commended for devising such an exquisite
    solution. Now he has been awarded with his own thread, an honour previously reserved for the venerable Shaks, he quite naturally will be expected to spend more of his time maintaining standards and creating interest. He will therefore have less free time for random fishing trips on the more focused and consequently more informative match day threads.

    We will perhaps miss his amusing rantings about our beloved Leeds, in the same way one would miss a boil on the end of ones nose, and those diatribes about the merit of sunny Iberian villas will be lost. The consequence of renewed publicity for Rolls Royce cars in Bradford will be diminished and the underlying distrust of anything Celtic will be gone.

    But not all is lost we will still be able to pop along to visit him on his own thread. It will be like going to the zoo to feed the monkeys or even visiting a sick uncle in hospital or jail.

    Good luck Glory.
     
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  11. lifecheshirewhite

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    Do not feed the Monkey.
     
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    image.jpeg Don't be mean, got to get his energy from somewhere.
     
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  13. Jammy 07

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    Unfortunately you underestimate our Master Angler to whom multi tasking is not so much a way of life but more the reason for getting out of bed each morning.

    You must have noted his albeit gentle prodding of Mr Speeding Offence the last couple of days, all dressed up in a general concern for the said persons welfare and court avoidance. He could barely contain his glee that someone could be such a numb nut to think that the law only applies to others.

    Oops remind me of the T&C's again as I still haven't received my copy.
     
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  14. Jammy 07

    Jammy 07 Well-Known Member

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    Sorry having problems understanding the concept of this new thread.

    1) Is it Glories Salon ?
    2) If so are back sack and crack hair removals available ?
    3) Will posters who's follicles are beyond repair be able to come in for a free polish ?
    4) Is there a special chair for aspiring mods.
    5) Do you need a certificate in fresh or frozen food produce to be able to visit ?
    6) Is there a discount for imbeciles ?
    7) Is parking available for oversize cars ?
    8) Are cut throat razor shaves advisable for Scots ?
    9) Has the location and surrounding areas been swept for differing views.
    10) Has Emma been employed to shampoo ?
     
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  15. esteponawhite

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    Evening all,nice to have a new drinking hole on here,
    Pint of bitter for mesen,and a drink for all of the regulars.
     
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  16. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    Cheers est, pint of strongbow and a sambucca for me <ok>

    How's tricks? Is it as hot out there as it is here recently?
     
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  17. esteponawhite

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    All good fella,your wellcome to the drink,but where the **** is the emmaesque waitress?
    Maybe a bit warmer here,inland it will be up to 42c(shade) this week.
     
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  18. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    **** me that's toasty, yep we Deffo need some eye candy behind the bar. Long gone are the days of wortley and pags and they probably would have got us pouring the drinks anyway. Hope your well fella <ale>
     
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  19. esteponawhite

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    You still in contact with 'philth'?
     
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  20. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    Yes mate and the girls mentioned above <ok> I'll tell em you said oi oi
     
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