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Oi, bartender, get me a whisky, and some dry roasted peanuts....

 

Quick stipulation. El, please edit this into the main post. Dont be 'fishing' or calling anyone out who hasn't posted on this thread. The only rule is once you posted here, you have accepted Glory's T&Cs (which is anything goes)

 

Having seen debate stifled by a mixture of snowflakes and fascist moderation it's time for a place for grown up conversation by those mature enough to understand it to be formed and this is the place.
So if you have a gripe, want to have a pop at someone this will be the place.
To those with a thin skin, no sense of humour or inferior debating skills this might not be the place for you.
There are very few rules but I will list them.
1. No Porn
2. No whining
3. Play nice.

Even paddies, micks, taffs and convicts are welcome.

 

Fecking hell Adolph the mod is already sticking his beak in.
This is your chance to have a day off.. Say what you really feel but leave your Stetson and pistol at the door. Instead of modding try posting...

 

LoL….Don't know why, but your comment reminded me of a joke I heard years ago!

Guy walks into a bar with a crocodile.
Goes up to the bartender and asks for a whisky and something to eat for the croc.
The barman says there is a small room of a few guys playing cards and the croc can have one of them.
So this goes on for a few hours....a whisky for the guy and one of the card players for the croc.
Last orders at the bar and the bartender says we have run out of card players and that there is only a little pygmy left sitting in the corner.
Guy says ''look, he isn't going on shorts at this time of the night or I will have to carry him home"

 

I'm out as far too vague.

I therefore reject your T&C's until they are published in full so that due consideration can be given and objections/amendments lodged. Failure to do so will result in you being branded a dictator with all the negative connotations implied in such.

But I am intrigued as to where you will be posting your t*tty pics if no porn is allowed ?

 

The site has a ban on nipples but I wanted you to have a chance to post. there may be some side boob action on here later.

 

I'll PM the Duke immediately.

 

I'm not having you or anyone have licence to slag anyone off without there agreement to engage in 'banter'

This thread was an awful idea and if the above is not stuck to it will be removed.

Other than that, fill your boots with all the insults under the sun

 

It was a suggestion for you and Matt to agree or not. I specifically said to Matt he should discuss it with you before proceeding see below (highlighted in red).
It was born in a bid to help you keep matchday threads on topic
If its an awful idea then delete it.


Here is the PM thread between Matt and I..

1. It might be worth stickying a banter thread.
   Perhaps call it something like the anything goes saloon.
   First post should say "This is a general chat and banter thread if easily offended or lacking in sense of humour please leavse.. you have been warned".
   
   The on topic one died after half a page not sure this would fare better but it might be worth a go..
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   Not a bad idea.
   
   I'm happy to do it, but think it would be more apt if you did it.... And I'll sticky it...
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   I think you and bucks should discuss it and set it up as a possible improvement to the board to be trialled if you decide its worth trying.
   

 

Happy for it to remain, with my rule inserted. could be a laugh

 

If something is predetermined as banter does it lose it's purpose ?...

Discuss...

 

yes,
But most here have the attention span of a goldfish so its all good.
Those I am not allowed to mention (you know who you are) know whats going on, but one swim round the bowl they forget and jump on the same hook that ripped their throat out the circuit before....
Luckily we don't have many MENSA members on 606.

 

So, let me summarise, I’ve read the opening posts and this thread is going to be the same as all other threads G posts in.

 

And ur point is?
I have one question .... how come you have the southern pooftah on ignore but still read my output. It does seem counter intuitive.

 

Does there have to be a point?

Which southern poof?

 

Yes. Hooks don’t work without points.
Why, how many of them have you got on ignore?