Banned!

[Stan]

The lads appreciate Stan's comic timing and wit. That angers HIAG as very few people like him.

 

[PINKIE]

The lads appreciate Stan's comic timing and wit. That angers HIAG as very few people like him.

HIAG's going to go ballistic when he sees that your comment has been liked.

 

[NSIS]

Gun forums have to be fairly easy fodder. Lots of fanatical nutters, especially in the U.S.

Think I might have to steal custard's I.P. Address first, in case it turns nasty....

 

[Spurlock]

I love guns.

Started off as a kid with them transparent colourful water pistols. Then as I matured I moved onto a potato gun. Tried bow and arrows too, them suckers didn't work right. Nowadays you can get little paint ball pellet guns. £35 it cost me, now that's broke too. Not sure what to get next.....Bought my son a Nerf gun, they don't do enough damage to be honest, overrated weaponry.

 

[Skylarker]

I love guns.

Started off as a kid with them transparent colourful water pistols. Then as I matured I moved onto a potato gun. Tried bow and arrows too, them suckers didn't work right. Nowadays you can get little paint ball pellet guns. £35 it cost me, now that's broke too. Not sure what to get next.....Bought my son a Nerf gun, they don't do enough damage to be honest, overrated weaponry.

I recommend the 'Nerf Jolt'

Some ****er shot me in the eye and it blackened in 25 minutes.

 

[Spurlock]

I recommend the 'Nerf Jolt'

Some ****er shot me in the eye and it blackened in 25 minutes.

That's a good enough recommendation for me. I think the eye is the only place to hand out pain with a Nerf gun, good shot that man.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I love guns.

Started off as a kid with them transparent colourful water pistols. Then as I matured I moved onto a potato gun. Tried bow and arrows too, them suckers didn't work right. Nowadays you can get little paint ball pellet guns. £35 it cost me, now that's broke too. Not sure what to get next.....Bought my son a Nerf gun, they don't do enough damage to be honest, overrated weaponry.

Come the zombie apocalypse, mate, you, me, and Sky are going to be bosses. Sky with his Remington 798, me with my Sauer 202, and you with your Nerf N Strike.

 

[Spurlock]

Trust Sky to get the best weapon

A hair clipper.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I know my Sauer, mate. Stick with me. I've got your back.

 

[Skylarker]

I pretty handy with a hair clipper tbh.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I can't handle scissors.

 

[Skylarker]

FFS lads leave the sharp tools to me.

 

[luvgonzo]

Did someone say zombies? We need to get to the pub!

 

[FosseFilberto]

I'm actually a gun owner myself. I won't give specifics as I don't want to scare Fossy.

...not too worried...you don't know your arse from your elbow .. so would probably end up shooting yourself in your elbow...

 

[FosseFilberto]

Gun forums are superbly easy to wum. I pretended to be a Beratta expert on one of them, but persisted in spelling the maker as Baretta, and then I got into the predictable flame-war with the board's geek when I insisted that that it was a viable alternative spelling among certain elite armed forces around the World. Imagine Pixie over my Bodmin Gaol wum only times-ten, and you'll get some idea just how much I wound this bloke up! It was hilarious!

There was another thread where I went on at length about how certain shoots unscrupulously trained the clay-pigeons to fly slowly in order to boost membership. I was being "owned" all over the shop by one particular humourless bastard. He was like Stan on steroids.

... I read this as "fcuked up on spelling again ...Stan gets on my nerves" ...

 

[Hoddle is a god]

... I read this as "fcuked up on spelling again ...Stan gets on my nerves" ...

Of course you do, Bambi. You're part of Pixie's "human centipede," so I would expect nothing less from you.

 

[Spurlock]

I think Fosse is that bit with the cock on it if I remember correctly.

 

[FosseFilberto]

I think Fosse is that bit with the cock on it if I remember correctly.

... the only bit of any real consequence... no change there then ..

 

[FosseFilberto]

Of course you do, Bambi. You're part of Pixie's "human centipede," so I would expect nothing less from you.

... as I recall...the human centipede fixation is all yours ...Weirdo ..

 

[PINKIE]

Of course you do, Bambi. You're part of Pixie's "human centipede," so I would expect nothing less from you.

HIAG obsessing about me again. Whether it's 3pm or 3am, I torture his little mind