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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Jun 9, 2016.

  1. Stan

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    The lads appreciate Stan's comic timing and wit. That angers HIAG as very few people like him.
     
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  2. PINKIE

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    HIAG's going to go ballistic when he sees that your comment has been liked.
     
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  3. NSIS

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    Gun forums have to be fairly easy fodder. Lots of fanatical nutters, especially in the U.S.

    Think I might have to steal custard's I.P. Address first, in case it turns nasty....:smile:
     
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  4. Spurlock

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    I love guns.

    Started off as a kid with them transparent colourful water pistols. Then as I matured I moved onto a potato gun. Tried bow and arrows too, them suckers didn't work right. Nowadays you can get little paint ball pellet guns. £35 it cost me, now that's broke too. Not sure what to get next.....Bought my son a Nerf gun, they don't do enough damage to be honest, overrated weaponry.
     
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  5. Skylarker

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    I recommend the 'Nerf Jolt'

    Some ****er shot me in the eye and it blackened in 25 minutes.
     
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  6. Spurlock

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    That's a good enough recommendation for me. I think the eye is the only place to hand out pain with a Nerf gun, good shot that man.
     
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  7. Come the zombie apocalypse, mate, you, me, and Sky are going to be bosses. Sky with his Remington 798, me with my Sauer 202, and you with your Nerf N Strike.
     
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  8. Spurlock

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    Trust Sky to get the best weapon <steam>

    A hair clipper.
     
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  9. I know my Sauer, mate. Stick with me. I've got your back.
     
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  10. Skylarker

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    I pretty handy with a hair clipper tbh.
     
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  11. I can't handle scissors.
     
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  12. Skylarker

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    FFS lads leave the sharp tools to me.
     
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  13. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Did someone say zombies? We need to get to the pub!
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ...not too worried...you don't know your arse from your elbow .. so would probably end up shooting yourself in your elbow... :)
     
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  15. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... I read this as "fcuked up on spelling again ...Stan gets on my nerves" ... :)
     
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  16. Of course you do, Bambi. You're part of Pixie's "human centipede," so I would expect nothing less from you.
     
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  17. Spurlock

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    I think Fosse is that bit with the cock on it if I remember correctly.
     
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  18. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... the only bit of any real consequence... no change there then .. :)
     
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  19. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... as I recall...the human centipede fixation is all yours ...Weirdo .. :)
     
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  20. PINKIE

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    HIAG obsessing about me again. Whether it's 3pm or 3am, I torture his little mind :)
     
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