Banjo
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Oooft, sounds right sore, thankfully it's never happened to me.
It's no sore. Although memory tells me I heard an audible 'snap' but I think that's just memory tricks.
There is an awful lot of blood though. Yer libido is pumpin blood into yer stauner, and the snapped banjo is leaking it out as fast as it's being pumped in.
How dare you, sir!?
****s we may all be, one and all. But dooshbags(sic)? I am cut to the quick.
I was gonna do a jew/would you joke, and against my better judgment, I chose "nay". For the sake of political correctness. Can some other **** not, please, take my modship?
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If my ass could speak it would be calling pumping
But my ass is mute. It waits in hope, though. It waits in hope.
Could you be the one?
If my ass could speak it would be calling pumping
But my ass is mute. It waits in hope, though. It waits in hope.
Could you be the one?
Gambol casually encouraging some bum sex.
Nuffin casual about it.
100% cherry bursting or nuffin at all.
Thems the stakes.
I snapped mine a good few years ago, thought the burd was on the rag when I noticed the blood. On closer inspection, I realised it was me pishing blood. Good times.
EDGE.
Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023
I received a rather rigorous handjob from an excitable 16yo (I was 17 at the time 
) and the pain was excruciating. Rather than knock the poor girls confidence, I let her continue then slammed her later later on.
I soldiered on with the defective foreskin for 2 years almost before going in to Stobhill for the OP to reattach the part of the banjo that had ripped.
The doctors and nurses all commented that they had never seen a finer cock, both girth, texture and attractiveness and I awoke mid op and the docs and nurses, male and female, were all bouncing on it as I was under anaesthesia and they were shocked when I came round.
As compensation, they awarded me £12,000 and unveiled a statue of my penis in Springburn Park.
All in all, good times.
) and the pain was excruciating. Rather than knock the poor girls confidence, I let her continue then slammed her later later on.I soldiered on with the defective foreskin for 2 years almost before going in to Stobhill for the OP to reattach the part of the banjo that had ripped.
The doctors and nurses all commented that they had never seen a finer cock, both girth, texture and attractiveness and I awoke mid op and the docs and nurses, male and female, were all bouncing on it as I was under anaesthesia and they were shocked when I came round.
As compensation, they awarded me £12,000 and unveiled a statue of my penis in Springburn Park.
All in all, good times.