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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Jip Jaap Stam, Nov 17, 2014.

  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Can't have, Nev's a complete cock. <whistle>
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    What Jew you think?

    Mon the Spurs
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's no sore. Although memory tells me I heard an audible 'snap' but I think that's just memory tricks.

    There is an awful lot of blood though. Yer libido is pumpin blood into yer stauner, and the snapped banjo is leaking it out as fast as it's being pumped in.
     
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  4. DKEnvy

    DKEnvy New Member

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    Not one of you knows what your talking about considering none of you have one. All a bunch of dooshbags!!
     
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  5. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Who is this belter?
     
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  6. DKEnvy

    DKEnvy New Member

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  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    How dare you, sir!?

    ****s we may all be, one and all. But dooshbags(sic)? I am cut to the quick.
     
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  8. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I was gonna do a jew/would you joke, and against my better judgment, I chose "nay". For the sake of political correctness. Can some other **** not, please, take my modship?
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Hullo, doll :grin:
     
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  10. DKEnvy

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    Your ass is calling my name pumpkin
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    If my ass could speak it would be calling pumping :bandit:

    But my ass is mute. It waits in hope, though. It waits in hope.

    Could you be the one?
     
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  13. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Gambol casually encouraging some bum sex.
     
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  14. DKEnvy

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    Yes sir!! Christmas is coming <rose>
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nuffin casual about it.

    100% cherry bursting or nuffin at all.

    Thems the stakes.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Oh! Flowers!

    Get yer cock oot and shut the **** up <grr>
     
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  17. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I snapped mine a good few years ago, thought the burd was on the rag when I noticed the blood. On closer inspection, I realised it was me pishing blood. Good times.
     
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  18. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I received a rather rigorous handjob from an excitable 16yo (I was 17 at the time :police:) and the pain was excruciating. Rather than knock the poor girls confidence, I let her continue then slammed her later later on.

    I soldiered on with the defective foreskin for 2 years almost before going in to Stobhill for the OP to reattach the part of the banjo that had ripped.

    The doctors and nurses all commented that they had never seen a finer cock, both girth, texture and attractiveness and I awoke mid op and the docs and nurses, male and female, were all bouncing on it as I was under anaesthesia and they were shocked when I came round.

    As compensation, they awarded me £12,000 and unveiled a statue of my penis in Springburn Park.

    All in all, good times.
     
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  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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  20. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Of Handjob, 16yo, penis, docs and nurses, cheque for £12k or Springburn park?
     
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