I am obviously in a minority when it comes to Kenwynne. We ask for him to hold up the ball which is usually played at him from 50 yards away, around his head, with the likes of Terry and Alex stuck up his bum. Meanwhile the people for whom he is holding up the ball, stick rigidly to 5 yards either side of the half way line, leaving him with the following options:
1) Try and take on the whole defence single handedly
2) Pick out our only supporting player (Super John) with an inch perfect pass, and hope that JW returns the favour as Kenwynne makes his way into the box.
3) Lay the ball out to the wing where Matty and Jermaine have just dashed 60yards in their wing back roles, and hope that they still have the puff to beat the opposition full back and get the cross into the box.
4) Trap the ball and kick it back 40 yards to our forward thinking central mid fielders.
In terms of lazy b*ggers, Ric Fuller has always had that mantle as far as I am concerned.Bear in mind our leading Premiership scorer of all time ia the aforementioned Fuller with 18 - Jones will pass that mark by about halfway through the year with a bit of luck.
To be honest, I can't think of any centre forward who would look good given the way we set up - you are there to just try and occupy the Centre Halves, as we play for a set piece around the danger area.That is the way we play, and could be a reason why we find it difficult to attract any creative midfield talent.