AtteeeenTION!! Its the Friday Thread

[notsosmartspur]

With the Poppy saga ludicrously dominating things this week, its a military theme for all things footy in our usual light-hearted way.

First two to go 'over the top'...

Mark van Bombell

Tank Lampard...

Ok troops...open fire!...and whatever you do...DON'T PANIIIIC!!

 

[Dier Hard]

Asamoah Gun

Lee Young-Pyong Pyong Pyong!

Bond, Kevin Bond. (not really military but James Bond references are surely allowed as it's James Bond! He kicks ass! )

 

[Spurf]

Harry RedCap

 

[totsfan]

robin van personnel carrier

 

[humanbeingincroydon]

Blitz Walter
Sink the Bismarck Barreto Faria (seriously, who names their kid Bismarck?!?)
Battle of Red Cliff Jones
battle of Lake Tramezzani
Cameron Lancaster bomber

 

[notsosmartspur]

Steve Bullet
Shella Ameobi
Regiment Blinker

 

[notsosmartspur]

Paul Rifill
Adebayonet
Michael Browning
Luger Modric

 

[humanbeingincroydon]

Michel Preud'Somme
Shimizu S-Pulse rifle (no, wait, that's Aliens, isn't it?)

 

[Wandering Yid]

Younes Kaboom
Stephen Ward
Wayne Woundey
Chris POWell
Lionel Mess Dress

 

[humanbeingincroydon]

Ricardo Market Garden
Bolt-action Wanderers
Huey Robertson
AK47 Auxerre

 

[Wandering Yid]

Anthony Guardner
Geoff sandHurst

 

[rock you like a harry kane]

Patrick Mbomber

 

[SpursDisciple]

Stephen Ward

Huh - what is he good for....absolutely nothing

 

[notsosmartspur]

Steve Marchibald
Martillery KaPoom

 

[Wandering Yid]

Howard Webbing
Patrick Bergen
Ashley Colonel
Andre Mariner
Eric Cannona
Jimmy Bullet
Veteran Corluka

 

[notsosmartspur]

Veteran Corluka ...I like that one, very appropriate!

 

[notsosmartspur]

David Trenchezeguet
Samir Nazi...

 

[notsosmartspur]

Frank and/or Ronald de Boer War
Frank Rijguard or Pep Guardiola
Officers Messi
David Plattoon

 

[No Kane No Gain]

Are we allowed to use German players? I'll check with FIFA

Michael Barracks
Marko subMarine
Ian Reich
Antonio 2 minute Silencia

 

[No Kane No Gain]

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