Mike England Expects Every Man To Do His Duty Remembrance Sunday Oliseh Kamikaze Dalglish Davor Stuka
Stephen War-nock Tevez = deserter NATO Ziegler Back on the Germans again... Bernd Schniper Bastion Schweinstiger Patrick Helmet Christian Panzer - Anyone remember that goal he scored against England? Bit of a peach. Oliver Kahnage
Right!, time for another quick volley of punnage! Another german for Schteff...Uzi Hoeness Tim Shermanwood Anders Limparade Marcos Sennataph
Jackboot Wilshere SS Lazio The Big Red Juan Sebastian Veron Juan Roman Riquelme Ryan Nelson Spetsnaz Freund
Beretta Ziegler...mmm, Swiss, bound to be carrying a white flag! Genarro Gattlinguso...he'd be running the other way! Rocket Launcher Santa Cruise missile.... Weird sounding double! LandMine England Ianfantry Walker