Athletes are usually proper lightweights as well mate, they tend not to drink much through the training season if they're being professional, this kid could have had 4 double vodka's on an empty stomach and felt hammered. Load of ****, he's hardly been caught sniffing gear off a prossy's back.
Never see Ronaldo, Bale, Messi or Suarez lying paralytic on the floor, knocking out DJs, hanging around with jail bait do you? This "he's a 19 year old lad" thing is hilarious. He's a premier league footballer. "It's the off season". Compare Ricky Hatton between fights with someone like Mayweather or even someone like Froch. One drank himself stupid and didn't take take of himself the other two looked after themselves, kept themselves trim and fit and made the most of their varied abilities. By all means let these young lads get battered and act like normal young men. Get used to them winning ****ing all though as normal young men don't get very far.
Hahaha Angry Pants... Quite like that. No idea matey. The High Commission are really ****ing around. Sorted a notice of intended marriage, a letter from a marriage celebrant, criminal record checks and my medical stuff. All uploaded. They said they only last 12 months so I might have to do them again closer to the time. I sincerely hope the guy was ******ed and not trying to tell me I've got another 12 months to wait.
Oliver reed and Gazza now that would have been interesting !. I was rat arsed on cider years ago, smashed a prized ornament during that, and have never touched it since !. Warning to people starting on it DON'T, and I can drink kestrel/special brew 9%, diluted of course.
That sounds lazy/harsh mate. Keep At em and maybe offer a carton of Vagina Backwash! That may make the ****** get his **** together
