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  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    be careful out there bbh
     
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  2. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    I can smell a kiwi <magic>
     
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  3. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    that's a good thing to be able to do
     
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    kiwiqpr, Feb 26, 2015
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    With a snout like that he could sniff out a fart in a brothel :grin:
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 1, 2015
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  5. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    Dear BBH,

    What is the meaning of life please?
     
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    UTRs, Mar 8, 2015
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    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    monty python film
     
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  7. UTRs

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    Cheers, I thought it may be that. Top film!

     
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    UTRs Senile Member

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    Dear BBH,

    Iv started knitting and as my 1st project I'm going to make this. May I ask would it look better with blue and white hoops?

    please log in to view this image
     
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    KooPeeArr Well-Known Member

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    Dear BBH,

    Why are you being headhunted? Is a tribe of roaming cannibals after you?

    Yours sincerely,

    Matt
     
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    KooPeeArr, Mar 10, 2015
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  10. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    One more for you BBH,

    What's happened to our wherever? He has not posted for three weeks or so now.

    If your still reading wherever then I hope your OK bud? Your Tykes forum needs you!
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    I think he might be stuck in Rochdale

    you don't really want to be stuck in rochdale
     
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    kiwiqpr, Mar 11, 2015
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    Is BBH still stuck in Rochdale ? Where are you BBH ?

    Your fans need to know.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 13, 2015
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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  14. UTRs

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    Dear BBH,

    What's the difference between a good bunk up and making love?

    Is a good bunk up two pumps and a squirt followed by a loud fart and cigarette.

    And making love the same but you give her a kiss before the fart and cigarette?
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    great question utrs
     
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    KooPeeArr Well-Known Member

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    I thought a bunk up needed strong hands to give you the necessary lift?
     
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    <laugh> I'm not from the Congo..., anyway I managed three pumps last night, she seemed happy. Mind you I'm not sure if she was happy because of the extra pump or as I went outside for my ciggy after the kiss...
     
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    UTRs Senile Member

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    Kiwi, please can you change the title to ask UTR's, it looks like BBH's time is being taken up with his head hunters.

    If BBH don't mind you doing this then don't worry, I promise not to be sympathetic with my answers and tell it like it really is.
     
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    KooPeeArr Well-Known Member

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    Three pumps? That's a proud boast. I once managed a couple of old socks but never even thought of using trainers.
     
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    UTRs Senile Member

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    Anyone remember this old safe sex commercial from the late 80's.

     
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