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  1. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    If I fell off the mountain in Jordan I may land in a dark and damp cavity?
     
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    Hopefully one where there is no fish!
     
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    Or crabs...
     
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    UTRs Senile Member

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    Or anything else to do with marine life!
     
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  5. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    I love fish :confused:
     
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  6. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0113-sleep
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    is this more to your taste bbh

     
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    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    like it
     
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    Where's his tackle ?
     
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  11. UTRs

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    I also like fish but for some reason not so keen on it when I'm down south...
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    dear bbh
    my husband always wants to have sex with me
    only problem is it is over far too quickly
    he has no stamina
    9 or 10 thrusts and it is all over
    what should I do
    should I get another well hung male or put up with mr quick
    I have enclosed a video to show you the problem

    thanking you in advance
    mrs bbh
    (oops
    was I meant to give a false name)

     
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    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    9 or 10 thrusts is perfectly normal :emoticon-0148-yes: I think :emoticon-0138-think
     
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    Show off
     
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    You should think of Mrs BBH - try 11 thrusts, go on spoil her <ok>
     
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  16. UTRs

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    That's hilarious, Elephant porn, it's even got old school porn music on the video....<laugh>
     
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    Just need to get some Elephant Viagra...

     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    and no nipples so we might get away with it
     
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    Mmmmm elephant nipples
     
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    whatever turns you on :eek:
     
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