Match Day Thread Arse v Toon

It's good to know that we've got Man United fans so rattled they are hoping Arsenal beat us. Keep it coming. It massages my ego.

 

They are the Manchester Mackems these days.

 

All good by me. If you are indeed a sad Mackem immitating a Man United fan (in the vain hope it will make you feel more superior to NUFC), then that's embarrassingly poor and the joke is on you.

But, if you really are a Man United fan, the fact that poor little NUFC have you so **** scared and rattled that you feel the need to keep coming on here, well that's also embarrassing and the joke is on you.

Either way, I'm enjoying it.

 

sock alert

 

Yeah, but whose sock? Saf has been mentioned.
Either way, it's a hilariously sad backfire joke.

 

We all laughed at you to be fair, not just them.

 

How do you figure that?

We've been unbeaten for the last month.

Or did you (insurance) bet on draws vs Luton & Bournemouth?

 

Villa, Brighton, City, Arsenal and Liverpool gets 10/1....do I?

 

I think it's Saf cos the majority of that board can't even figure out how to reply to posts

 

Exactly. you see my predictions for Jak I had draws down for both. I ended up putting 50 on each.

Hardly ever confident in us winning. So an insurance bet at least softens the blow.

 

We know who you are mate

 

That's because as a club, you're the bottom of the barrel, the lowest of the low. You remind me of the self proclaimed King of Chavs Michael Carrol in a lot of ways.

As a club, and as a fan base by and large, you're bottom dwellers. A skid mark on society, on British culture where avoiding you is considered best practice.

All of a sudden, you come into money. You're still that entitled turd who believes the whole word owes you something that you were before you struck gold, but you're just far more intolerable. Like Wayne and Waynetta snob, you just can't shake off that stench. Dancing around in your home made keffiyehs as if being owned by a murdering Saudi state with an abhorrent human rights record is something to be proud of.

Just my two cents of course.

 

I think knowledge is trying a bit too hard now... the way to play the game is to ease your way in.. niggle away and don't just come in so brash. It's not as easy as people think.

He has basically failed.

 

Lol, did you spend all last night thinking up that masterpiece?

Man U fans are the very definition of "entitled turd", and can't face the fact they've been nothing since Ferguson left and have been annihilated by their neighbours.

 

I've spent years doing what he's a novice at. I get results.

 

Yeah, it's taken you years and years of dedicated relentless effort. Whereas his is just lazy.

 

So why spend so much time with us then?

 

Can’t believe anyone is falling for this bollocks check his posts, it’s ALL NUFC, this ain’t a man united fan. Talking utter drivel.


Good username though “the knowledge” aye, the knowledge of talking ****

 

So TheKnowledge is what, a Mackem pretending to be a Man U fan? Being a Man U fan sucks ass these days, but obviously nothing like as bad as our inbred neighbours.