Annoying cliches......

[Kilburn]

"A faint heart never ****ed a fair lady"

"Don't look at the mantelpiece when you're stoking the fire"

 

[Uber_Hoop]

I'm not sucking that, it's infected.

(well, I hear it a lot anyway)

 

[Ranger4ever]

I'll be honest with you....

To tell you the truth.



Both mean I usually lie to you.

 

[ncgandy]

Let's run it up the flagpole and see who salutes!

 

[Queenslander!!]

Aussie Ausiie Aussie
No Worries
Going out Thongs
A Schooner of light..
Hey, Whats hapening (hello)
He Smashed him
Rah Rah Rah (blah blah blah)
Flat as a lizard out drinking

Well thats what bothers me anyway

 

[KooPeeArr]

I'm not sucking that, it's infected.

(well, I hear it a lot anyway)

Excellent!

For a split second, I thought you'd taken up feeding rancid stew to toothless OAPs.

 

[Didley Squat]

Cometh the hour, cometh the man.....
... and in walked SWP

Pretty hard to beat that one, Grinning ............... except to say 'it ain't over till the fat lady sings'.

 

[IwasanotherwatfordR]

Cannot abide cliches - but worse still, I detest conversation puntuated with the word "like" and the words "you know". Hearing someone replace the g with a k to the end of the word something (often also replacing the th with an f, producing somefink) all but brings on an apoplectic seizure.

 

[DT Footspa]

I'm not sucking that, it's infected.

(well, I hear it a lot anyway)

Brilliant
Cake me in lard

 

[rangercol]

Blue sky thinking.

 

[DT Footspa]

Text **** to 70007 to give £3

 

[Flanman]

If I had a pound for every time I have heard all the crap on here I'd be a wealthy man!

 

[rrrrrs]

Run that past me
Let's touch base
At the end of the day
He's got that in his locker

 

[Stan Dupp]

Was just typing the word locker as that came through!

''Respectively''. As in away to QPR and Arsenal,respectively. Or out with hamstring and ankle injuries, respectively.

Pointless word , for the hard of thinking only.

 

[KooPeeArr]

There seems to be a fad for saying "I'm all over it / that" - makes people sound like slime secreting monsters.

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[Pils-the-hoop]

Just need time to gel..............

 

[DT Footspa]

I was recently told to Get Involved at a wedding buffet

I am currently dating a sausage roll and have two mini cheddars stuck on my nipples

 

[Tramore Ranger]

Thinking outside the box........

 

[KooPeeArr]

I was recently told to Get Involved at a wedding buffet

I am currently dating a sausage roll and have two mini cheddars stuck on my nipples

Superb! That made me giggle while the office shot a few suspicious looks my way.

 

[KooPeeArr]

One of the phrases I used to hear a lot was "cheer up, it may never happen" from random strangers. I wasn't feeling sad or worried at the time - that's just my face! The alternative would be to walk around grinning inanely which I suppose would have the benefit of scaring off these people.

I was one told at a party "you look serious." Not a question but a statement, so I replied in a deadpan way that I should do because I am a newsreader. I managed to maintain the illusion for several hours that I did the 2am news on About Anglia before someone decided that I was full of it.