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Annoying cliches......

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Stan Dupp, Oct 23, 2014.

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  1. Kilburn

    Kilburn Well-Known Member

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    "A faint heart never ****ed a fair lady"

    "Don't look at the mantelpiece when you're stoking the fire"
     
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    Kilburn, Oct 23, 2014
  2. Uber_Hoop

    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

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    I'm not sucking that, it's infected.

    (well, I hear it a lot anyway)
     
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    Uber_Hoop, Oct 23, 2014
  3. Ranger4ever

    Ranger4ever Well-Known Member

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    I'll be honest with you....

    To tell you the truth.



    Both mean I usually lie to you.
     
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    Ranger4ever, Oct 23, 2014
  4. ncgandy

    ncgandy Well-Known Member

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    Let's run it up the flagpole and see who salutes!
     
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    ncgandy, Oct 23, 2014
  5. Queenslander!!

    Queenslander!! Well-Known Member

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    Aussie Ausiie Aussie
    No Worries
    Going out Thongs
    A Schooner of light..
    Hey, Whats hapening (hello)
    He Smashed him
    Rah Rah Rah (blah blah blah)
    Flat as a lizard out drinking

    Well thats what bothers me anyway :grin:
     
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    Queenslander!!, Oct 23, 2014
  6. KooPeeArr

    KooPeeArr Well-Known Member

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    Excellent!

    For a split second, I thought you'd taken up feeding rancid stew to toothless OAPs.
     
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    KooPeeArr, Oct 24, 2014
  7. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Pretty hard to beat that one, Grinning ............... except to say 'it ain't over till the fat lady sings'.
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 24, 2014
  8. IwasanotherwatfordR

    IwasanotherwatfordR Well-Known Member

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    Cannot abide cliches - but worse still, I detest conversation puntuated with the word "like" and the words "you know". Hearing someone replace the g with a k to the end of the word something (often also replacing the th with an f, producing somefink) all but brings on an apoplectic seizure.
     
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    IwasanotherwatfordR, Oct 24, 2014
  9. DT Footspa

    DT Footspa Well-Known Member

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    Brilliant
    Cake me in lard
     
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    DT Footspa, Oct 24, 2014
  10. rangercol

    rangercol Well-Known Member

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    Blue sky thinking.:steam:
     
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    rangercol, Oct 24, 2014

  11. DT Footspa

    DT Footspa Well-Known Member

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    Text **** to 70007 to give £3
     
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    DT Footspa, Oct 24, 2014
  12. Flanman

    Flanman Well-Known Member

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    If I had a pound for every time I have heard all the crap on here I'd be a wealthy man!
     
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    Flanman, Oct 24, 2014
  13. rrrrrs

    rrrrrs Well-Known Member

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    Run that past me
    Let's touch base
    At the end of the day
    He's got that in his locker
     
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    rrrrrs, Oct 24, 2014
  14. Stan Dupp

    Stan Dupp Well-Known Member

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    Was just typing the word locker as that came through!

    ''Respectively''. As in away to QPR and Arsenal,respectively. Or out with hamstring and ankle injuries, respectively.

    Pointless word , for the hard of thinking only.
     
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    Stan Dupp, Oct 24, 2014
  15. KooPeeArr

    KooPeeArr Well-Known Member

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    There seems to be a fad for saying "I'm all over it / that" - makes people sound like slime secreting monsters.

    View attachment 33959
     
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    KooPeeArr, Oct 24, 2014
  16. Pils-the-hoop

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    Just need time to gel..............
     
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    Pils-the-hoop, Oct 24, 2014
  17. DT Footspa

    DT Footspa Well-Known Member

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    I was recently told to Get Involved at a wedding buffet

    I am currently dating a sausage roll and have two mini cheddars stuck on my nipples
     
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    DT Footspa, Oct 24, 2014
  18. Tramore Ranger

    Tramore Ranger Well-Known Member
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    Thinking outside the box........
     
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  19. KooPeeArr

    KooPeeArr Well-Known Member

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    Superb! That made me giggle while the office shot a few suspicious looks my way.
     
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    KooPeeArr, Oct 24, 2014
  20. KooPeeArr

    KooPeeArr Well-Known Member

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    One of the phrases I used to hear a lot was "cheer up, it may never happen" from random strangers. I wasn't feeling sad or worried at the time - that's just my face! The alternative would be to walk around grinning inanely which I suppose would have the benefit of scaring off these people.

    I was one told at a party "you look serious." Not a question but a statement, so I replied in a deadpan way that I should do because I am a newsreader. I managed to maintain the illusion for several hours that I did the 2am news on About Anglia before someone decided that I was full of it.
     
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