Andy Murray

[monacoger]

Hamilton hasn't won anything yet?? Is that apart from the world championship?

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Get them fae Marvin?

no but a similar type bloke. he imports them from india without any hassle, fair play to him

Never tried them, aren't they supposed to chill you out? But when Marvin does em, he usually ends up twatting his bird

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

they chill you out, totally wipe out hangovers, get you too sleep within minutes. the only reason i'm not sleeping is beacause i've been naughty.

vals mixed with drink are seriously bad news, apart from that they are man's greatest invention

 

[Mick]

That's right he won his first one didn't he. I should stick to sports I actually watch

I'm still drunk, went to Jongleurs comedy club last night and ended up ear bashing some English couple. Got their ****ing phone numbers and everything, never going to phone them.

 

[bigfatboab]

Little known stuff about Andy Murray:

a) Born in Glasgow and raised in Dunblane, near Stirling
b) Above average football player and had a trial with Stirling Albion
c) His grandad, Roy Erskine, played professional football for Stirling Albion and Hibs
d) Andy supports Hibs and also follows Stirling Albion.
e) Andy is a trust member at Stirling Albion. This means he is co-owner with another 1200 people (including Cristiano Ronaldo)

 

[DevAdvocate]

Whereas you on the other hand like EVERYONE that's famous I assume....???

I bet you've slated and slagged off many a footballer on here.... who I'm sure were equally gutted about it while sat counting THEIR money!!!

Hypocrite.

But I don't dislike people because of their nationality. What does that make you?

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

morning dev. i'm drunk, fancy a sunday session? non-gay tho

 

[Tina_old]

they chill you out, totally wipe out hangovers, get you too sleep within minutes. the only reason i'm not sleeping is beacause i've been naughty.

vals mixed with drink are seriously bad news, apart from that they are man's greatest invention

Did you do something without edge telling you to first?

 

[Mick]

morning dev. i'm drunk, fancy a sunday session? non-gay tho

Get down to central station for a cure with me.

 

[DevAdvocate]

morning dev. i'm drunk, fancy a sunday session? non-gay tho

What were you up to last night then Nev? Scrapping.

 

[DevAdvocate]

Get down to central station for a cure with me.

If this was a weekday I would Mick. You in Glasgow tomorrow?

 

[Tina_old]

Mick, did you go to Jamie's for dinner?

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Get down to central station for a cure with me.

honestly mick? no gay stuff tho

think i had a scuffle div, handbags really

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Mick, did you go to Jamie's for dinner?

aye jamies rat van on toll cross the cheap ****

 

[Mick]

On the 2pm to Belfast. Flying to Guensey from Belfast in the morning, I'm never out of ****ing airports. Thank **** for duty free.

Went to Jamie's last night Tina, the missus loved it but I couldn't stop calling Jamie an egocentic prick because of the way he built the brand around himself. Must have called him a prick about 10 times and the missus was raging, as I think she fancies him.

 

[Tina_old]

Nice.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

**** sake mick i had my jeans on there ya big cocktease

 

[DevAdvocate]

honestly mick? no gay stuff tho

think i had a scuffle div, handbags really

It's bad when you don't remember though.

Taxi Rank?

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

hate kirky, no-body likes me specially they campsie bastards!

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

On the 2pm to Belfast. Flying to Guensey from Belfast in the morning, I'm never out of ****ing airports. Thank **** for duty free.

Went to Jamie's last night Tina, the missus loved it but I couldn't stop calling Jamie an egocentic prick because of the way he built the brand around himself. Must have called him a prick about 10 times and the missus was raging, as I think she fancies him.

Fancies that spacky-mouthed cry-baby? I hope that doesn't reflect her taste in men as a whole Mick